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Martin H.

@NotNKVD

Putting the -funk- in functional alcoholism. General shitposter, with rare moments of clarity.

Joined June 2017
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MOBIUE ONE'S NOT RETIRED, HE'S FROZEN! AND AS SOON AS NORTH POINT RADAR DETECT SOTOAN INCURSION, WE'RE GOING TO THAW OUT THE ACE, AND HE'S GONNA BE PRETTY PISSED OFF
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@DaOfficialVigilSep 30
A flight of Sotoan fighters when they accidentally enter North Point airspace and detect a lone F-22 Raptor:
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Snowy Bitch
@snowybitch21h
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Upcoming Patches!
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#いいおしりの日 🐰🐰✨
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Some patches you can buy using discount code SAMIRA for 15% off I'll post a sneak peak of what's coming next below
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CodeName-TC@CodeNameTC6h
Да товарищ!!
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ShadowDW2 (STG-44's soulmate) (@Shadow_DW2) profile pictureShadowDW2 (STG-44's soulmate)
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To the #GirlsFrontline2Exilium art community, Can we make a version of Papasha in this pose?
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@spaceshark23Nov 3
Did you think we were done Malfoid posting?
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Chris Bolton@CcibChris6h
A B-1 bomber suffered landing gear failure at Edwards AFB. As aircraft was skidding down dry lake bed,tower controller asked if they needed assistance. Through the shower of smoke, dust, and sparks came the response from B-1 bomber crew... "Dunno - we ain't done crashing' yet."
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Someone asked, “Do you have any videos of Kate?” 😌 #ACECOMBAT8 #AceCombat #AC8 #wingsoftheve #KateEvans
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I have revised the pricing on the stickers. If you already purchased one I will compensate you appropriately. apalmtreeintikrit.bigcartel.…
TFR Stickers!

TFR Stickers!

TFR Stickers! — Cowboy's Casbah

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“Hi im CPTTANKERJOE and im running for governor of Ohio My platform consists of three things Trains Guns Beer I promise to make model trains MORE affordable for the average consumer. Model trains have gotten very expensive and some quality has disappeared from them over recent years I promise to EXPAND outdoor gun range access so people can get proper range time in at the place it was always meant to be held I promise to END the suppression of the mighty booze cruiser and let them speed through school zones so they can win the award to let them drive the NASCAR Pace car handed out by police. I hope you all will vote for me in the upcoming federation elections. Also shoutout to the Mobile Infantry. This wouldn’t be possible without their support
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茸の魔女🍄@shroomychan8h
6£ doodles... anyone? 6£ doodles...
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Hello!👋 my c0mmissi0ns are open again! Please contact me first on discord for what you’ would like, then I’ll send you the p4yment link ^^
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@biobioNov 3
Este miércoles un telescopio caerá sin control a la Tierra y NASA advierte que podría ser sobre Chile biobiochile.cl/noticias/cien…
Este miércoles un telescopio caerá sin control a la Tierra y NASA advierte que podría ser sobre...

Este miércoles un telescopio caerá sin control a la Tierra y NASA advierte que podría ser sobre...

La NASA ya había advertido previamente que el telescopio espacial Swift reingresará sin control a la atmósfera terrestre este miércoles...

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Best stickers they’ve ever had
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New Patches! New Junk Gear items, New Stickers Use Discount Code SAMIRA for 15% off
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I will be packing orders tonight! Reminder that the Discount Code is SAMIRA for 15% off The Maya, Coco, and Mymy Fumo's are 50% off. Whatever is not sold will be disposed of. apalmtreeintikrit.bigcartel.…
Maya Fumo

Maya Fumo

Velcro Backed

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Bring me back the twitter of two weeks ago.
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You can now get your "I voted" Sticker on my website!
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trops@touraupseNov 2
#タイツの日
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Flinty@FlintardNov 2
A little French confection. 🍫 #garupan #ガルパン
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Hello!👋 my c0mmissi0ns are open again! Please contact me first on discord for what you’ would like, then I’ll send you the p4yment link ^^
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