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Programming protip: If it's late in the day and you think you've solved a problem, don't keep going long enough to find out you didn't actually solve it. End on a high note.
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The Trump administration is moving to reverse Obama-era rules barring hunters on some public lands in Alaska from baiting brown bears with bacon and doughnuts and using spotlights to shoot mother black bears and cubs hibernating in their dens. nbcnews.to/2GIYAn6
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CALLING ALL BETA TESTERS! We're launching our new game COOKOUT PARTY. Submit a bug and get $10. Learn more at buff.ly/2qS3LO2
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My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye"
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Amazing! Did you know ~180,000 Americans died fighting the #AltRight in Europe in the early 1940s?
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The clown community needs to speak out against these scary clowns. We should monitor circuses and any cars carrying more than eight people.
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I feel bad that the WWE PPV event tonight has to compete with watching a grown woman beat up a toddler for free.
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Give a man a game and he'll play for a day. Teach a man to make games and he'll never play one for the rest of his life.
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At the kickoff event for the Eastcoast's first Virtual Reality Arcade. @NotTerrible @notiontheory @MakeOfficesDC
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It's not just a bromace, Trumps financial empire is strapped for cash & most of the new investment comes from Russia talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog…
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THIS MF EAT SOMEBODY EVERYBODY GONNA BE "IM SHOCKED!! HE WAS SO QUIET REALLY NICE & KEPT TO HIMSELF, HONOR STUDENT"




























