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Liberty Hill, Texas
Joined June 2023
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I have to watch my team go to war every single week and notre dame just has to go 1-1 in their only 2 games a year
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The thing they say isn't happening is happening.
This boy competing as a girl at the Washington State Cross Country high school championship is at least a head taller than the girls. Another girls team lost out on going to state because of his points resulting in the Camas girls team ending up at state instead.
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Is it too early to mention that if both Texas and Alabama win out, Texas has the tiebreaker for the SEC Championship Game based on record vs. common opponents (Tennessee, LSU, Mississippi State and A&M)?
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Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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data centers are the new plastic straws
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Libs: "Trump protects rapists and pedophiles!!* Also Libs: *save the lives of 548 rapists and pedophiles*
Gavin Newsom has spared the lives of all 548 prisoners on California’s death row. It is the largest mass commutation of death sentences in modern U.S. history.
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NEW: California Governor Gavin Newsom commutes the death sentence of Richard Allen Davis, who was accused of kidnapping, r*ping, & murdering a 12-year-old girl. In 1993, Davis broke into the home of Polly Klaas, 12, during a slumber party. He sneaked into her home and held her at knifepoint in front of her friends. He then kidnapped her and killed her before he dumped her body. Klaas' body wasn't found until two months later. During sentencing, Davis taunted the girl's father as he read his statement: "Just don't do me like my dad," he claimed Klaas told him before he killed her. There is zero evidence that Klaas was abused by her father, who lunged at Davis after the killer made the comment in court. Thanks to Gavin Newsom, Davis' life has been spared after he commuted the death sentences of all 548 people on death row.
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Let me get this straight. Jobless claims just fell to 189,000, the lowest level since 1969. You have to go back 57 years to find a better number. We're now filing fewer unemployment claims in a normal week than we did in the single best week of 2019, before the pandemic. The four-week average is down more than 13% from a year ago. People are working. The firing has basically stopped. And groceries? Food inflation is running at 1.8%, below the 20-year average of 2.6%. Your grocery bill is climbing slower than it normally does. So the labor market is the strongest in half a century and food is calmer than the 20-year norm. And on Tuesday, voters turned around and punished the party in charge over the economy. It's odd. You can put up the best jobs numbers since 1969 and still lose the room.
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I waited all morning outside Target thinking surely a “mostly peaceful” Republican protest was coming and I would be able to express my frustration with my voice not being heard as I watched my new 102-inch flat screen. What gives???
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Last night is exactly why no President has dealt with Iran before now We don't reward Presidents for acting in the best long-term interest of the country We reward them for avoiding difficult decisions if it means we don't have to make any sacrifices during any given 2yr period
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Can Democrats all admit now that they couldn't name a single negative aspect to the existence of data centers if you held a collective gun to their heads?
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So this happened tonight in Norman.
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🚨 BREAKING: James O'Keefe just dropped MAJOR undercover tapes of Texas Democrats admitting James Talarico's "moderate" act is just for the cameras, on the eve of tomorrow's Senate election — HE'S PLANNING TO GO SOCIALIST LEFTIST His girlfriend's father: "He's not going middle. He's a progressive...Don't put too much stock into border security comments." VOTE TOMORROW, TEXAS! He even says Talarico is "offended by ICE" and wants "a pathway to citizenship for everybody," and that if Democrats take Congress, "he'll absolutely stop it." Their explanation for lying to voters: "Sadly, life in Texas... we've got to get elected." At a CNN town hall he called himself a "border security Democrat." IT WAS ALL A LIE!! Texas, vote accordingly TOMORROW 🇺🇸 Ken Paxton has said this for months, and now we have video PROOF.
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TALARICO TAPES: Williamson County Democratic Chair and James Talarico’s Girlfriend’s Family Reveal to O’Keefe That Talarico Is Portraying Himself as a Moderate to Win Over Texas Voters, but Privately Holds Very Progressive Positions on Border Security, Immigration, Abortion, and Transgender Surgeries for Minors “James [Talarico], he's not going middle.” “He's [Talarico] definitely going to play the middle ground because he's in Texas. but he is a lot more progressive on it [abortion].” “Don't put too much stock into border security comments…“He [Talarico] and I have spoken about these issues.” “He [Talarico] probably said that to try to make himself appear more centrist. He's very liberal…but we've got to get elected, so we can do something.” @jamestalarico @texasdemocrats @wilcotnyd @wilcotxgov @kimg_atx
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TalafreaKKKo had a bad last day of early voting. Time for the Super Bowl to put TalfreaKKKo away for good. Beto 2018: 45.13% TalafreaKKKo: 44.30% Underperformance: -.83%
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Every time I’ve run for office, I’ve run on my vision for Alaska and my record. Mary Peltola has neither, which is why she plotted to trick Alaskans and cheat in this election. Alaskans care about character, judgment, and integrity. Mary’s plot shows she lacks all three.
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When fake "Dan Sullivan" filed to run in Alaska, he filed as Republican. However, his voter registration card has always been listed "NONPARTISAN." He has been registered nonpartisan for 40 years. Alaska Stat. § 15.25.030(a)(5) requires a candidate’s declaration of candidacy to state the political party or group "with which the candidate is registered as affiliated." The Alaska Supreme Court confirmed in Kohlhaas v. State (2022) that a candidate "cannot lie about being affiliated with a particular party." Well, he lied as we now know it was a whole plot to deceive voters. In June 2026, a complaint was filed on behalf of the Alaskan Republican Party. It was overruled by Alaska Supreme Court on the grounds of "good faith." It was NOT good faith.
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I don't understand why Ole Miss coach Pete Golding isn't getting more criticism for not taking the 3 points before the half... had he not seen Texas play the last two weeks? Those 3 points definitely made the difference in the fourth quarter.
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Austin approved $1.1 million in federal money for a program that pays homeless people to paint murals in the Central Library's parking garage. The city has already sent nearly all of it, $1.04 million, to Raasin in the Sun, the nonprofit running the program. By late August, the homeless workers themselves had received $37,600, split among 55 people, according to one of the program's partners. The rest pays for professional artists, staff, supplies and events. The nonprofit hasn't published how it breaks down. On program days, a lottery picks who paints. Winners can earn up to $200 in cash for a 4-hour shift. The original plan called for an unveiling in spring 2025. Painting didn't start until July 2026. The money has to be spent by EOY, and staff have called it a "use it or lose it" fund. Council approved the contract 11-0.
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.@jamestalarico Today, Liberty Hill ISD sent out this message to parents... a few years ago, James Talarico posted how impressed he was with himself for doing the exact same thing. What's wrong with his judgment... and what's wrong with the judgment of anyone who would vote for him knowing he finds these late-night interactions with children to be perfectly appropriate?
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