RN, driver of the atiVAN, straight outta myelin, #MeToo, equal opportunity annoyer, I ❤️ cheap wine and dad jokes
probably napping on the couch
Joined April 2020
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Daisy Jane retweeted
With ADHD, I don't build habits. I build extremely fragile houses of cards.
Day 1–6: "This is my new life. I have finally cracked the code. This routine is who I am now."
Day 7: *Misses one day.*
Day 8: "Well, the spell is broken. The magic is gone. This entire lifestyle is tainted by failure and must be abandoned forever."
"Let's observe a moment of silence" then he keeps talking and talking and talking
#MomentOfSilence
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Michael is mad that Santannah threw his $1500 phone and i have thoughts.
A $1500 phone for a kid? What??
After he got mad about the kid throwing the phone, then he punches a hole in the wall. The irony.
#loveafterlockup
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Did something for myself?
Sir, she paid for what you did for "yourself. "
#LoveAfterLockup
Daisy Jane retweeted
It doesn't matter what Trump does, Kamala will still wipe the floor with him.
He's a cowardly, bloviating, senile fool.
She's a badass.
I could watch this $hitshow all night...
Just kidding... I thought it was only supposed to be 90 minutes?
#Debate2024
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