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RN, driver of the atiVAN, straight outta myelin, #MeToo, equal opportunity annoyer, I ❤️ cheap wine and dad jokes

probably napping on the couch
Joined April 2020
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With ADHD, I don't build habits. I build extremely fragile houses of cards. Day 1–6: "This is my new life. I have finally cracked the code. This routine is who I am now." Day 7: *Misses one day.* Day 8: "Well, the spell is broken. The magic is gone. This entire lifestyle is tainted by failure and must be abandoned forever."
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Replying to @jenmercieca
It doesn't matter what Trump does, Kamala will still wipe the floor with him. He's a cowardly, bloviating, senile fool. She's a badass.
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Nailed it. 🔨
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Watching a lone Capitol Police Officer being chased through the building by a gang of pro-#Trump protestors, calling for help, outnumbered. And he is an African American. WHAT THE HELL
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📺 NEW VIDEO Retweet if you believe Donald Trump is dancing on the graves of Americans that didn’t have to die #TrumpGraveDancer
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Donald Trump just now: “Suburban women, will you please like me?” RT if you’re a suburban woman and you DON’T like Donald Trump. #SWAT
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Happy to walk you through how a dollar donated makes it directly to a voter in Florida via ad, postcard, and mailer. Just because you’re only on Twitter and don’t know @ProjectLincoln is pumping money into swing states every minute of every hour doesn’t mean it’s not happening.
The Lincoln Project goons are the biggest fucking frauds and grifters in US politics by a good margin, and it’s alarming to see how easily, effortlessly and completely they have manipulated liberals for their own personal enrichment. I mean: Rick fucking Wilson and Steve Schmidt?
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100,000 views in 30 minutes. Keep retweeting. #TrumpIsPatientZero
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Retweet if you’re ready to end this and vote for Joe Biden.
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It’s like Baghdad Bob and the Soviet Government circa 1986 had a baby.
Meadows has now changed his tone, tells Reuters: "The president is doing very well. He is up and about and asking for documents to review. The doctors are very pleased with his vital signs. I have met with him on multiple occasions today on a variety of issues.”
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A voter, crying, asks Trump a question her Mom wanted to ask, but she died of cancer. Trump repeatedly mentions her Mom dying of covid. Trump: Did you have Covid? You didn't have it, right? You didn't have it? Your mother. Uh, we’ll have it taken care of. Outrageous.
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Donald Trump's night so far: - #TrumpTownHall is a disaster - Unhinged rant about waiters - Can't stop sniffing - George Stephanopoulos lets him have it - "Herd mentality" instead of "herd immunity" - Get this guy a straitjacket - Trump is going to prison - It's still only 10pm
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Daisy Jane retweeted
While Joe Biden abandoned his support of the Hyde Amendment, this President and this Vice President will never stop fighting for the lives of the unborn! America needs four more years of the most pro-life President in the history of this Nation, President @realDonaldTrump!
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This needs to be retweeted by everyone!! Absolute corruption 🤬 #ByeEric New from @MeidasTouch 🔥
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NEW VIDEO! #IsItFakeNews Everything Trump says is fake news is actually THE TRUTH. Here's my new video called #IsItFakeNews Watch twice and help me get 15,000 retweets!
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BREAKING: N.Y. Attorney General to make a major national announcement tomorrow RT if you’re hoping and praying for #ConsequencesForTrump
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