Xander Harris

-- you had one clue what it would mean to me, but you don't, so i can't.

-- were last week. *pointing to buffy* don't you know any fat guys. *immediate willow smack shuts me up*

-- be a three-way, date.

-- to scratch those hard to reach areas... *a somewhat gleefully evil expression on my face*

-- [t] ok so get this, i heard Cordelia telling harmony that you're dating giles' Irish roommate

--clothes in those blurry pictures, sounds just like a bad time for all.

-- both going at it hot and heavy, i let out an agonized shriek and cover my eyes.* what are you?! This is a school for god-sake!

-- stay where you put them. *visibly shaken.*

-- to @likesbooks1 ?

-- if you need help Buffy just let me know, there's the patch, or the pinch if you're feeling frisky about it.

-- their fiery death pit.

Hey how i handle my private public online persona is my business, the people need to know what Twitter can do for your vocabulary @modbuffy

You do other things? @ohhelloprincess

To tweet makes my speaking english good too. @modbuffy

-- her fluffer. Do you need a fluffer when tanning?

-- Looking on the pale side, what's a matter, stuck under the bridge, or did queen c assign you to be @ohhelloprincess @modbuffy @Harmicorn

Oh if anyone turned spray tan into a sport it was you, you're the snookie of sunnydale. Though harm's @ohhelloprincess @modbuffy @Harmicorn

Well yeah but can't we have bronzing after, think about it, it could be our signature, "B & E & Bronzing" @modbuffy

-- me, maybe a brainy ginger, I'm seeing the bronze.