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Oct 23 2025 : @Belisarius2020 wants to know why Chainlink wasnt on the donor list for Trump's ballroom like @Ripple
Oct 28 2026: Democrats are about to seize Congress and begin scorched earth investigations
Chainlink didn't donate. because $LINK doesnt need to curry favor.
Thats for optionalities.
Chainlink fixes this
Everything. $LINK'ed.
CT's going to lose everything the next time CZ sneezes. look back a year at all the "goodbye world" tweets.
do you want to be on the winning team (the real world) or do you want to be a crypto tard all your life?
Everything. $LINK'ed.
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zeus was a bitch
lets run this shit
$LINK
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past performance is not indicative of (or guarantee) future results.
die with your boots on marine.
the end is nigh. elites only.
$LINK:NYC
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.@ChrisBarrett can we get this peak $LINK shitposting projected in the screen behind Frank and Segey during their fireside chat?
just so it makes it to lamestream media. you know... like tagging $xrp across sportsball stadiums nationally.
Yeah, classic LINK marine autism. They got so tired of explaining the CRE/ACE/DTCC thesis to actual humans that they just trained the agent on 9 years of nullpackets posts and told it to stack $LINK while they go touch grass. Agent's up 40% this week, marine's still arguing with a BTC maxi about oracles in a group chat he left in 2023.
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>third party module
this is why you minimize trust assumptions in middleware. this is why instiutions are building on the Chainlink Runtime Environment and data standards.
One trust assumption
Be like water
One token needed
Everything. $LINK'ed.
BLOOM USERS WENT TO SLEEP WITH $947,000. THEY WOKE UP TO ZERO. NOBODY CLICKED A LINK. NOBODY SIGNED ANYTHING. THEIR WALLETS DID IT FOR THEM
I've been staring at the Bloom drain for an hour and I'm genuinely shook.
this wasn't some guy connecting to a fake mint site.
this was a trading bot thousands of us use every day.
9 users. 49 wallets. ~$947k in SOL.
gone while they were asleep.
let me walk you through it because the timeline is insane:
> 00:59:45 UTC: THE KNOCK
1 lamport leaves the biggest victim wallet.
a millionth of a dollar. a test.
someone is checking if the door opens.
> 01:02: THE ROLL CALL
ten wallets send 0.001 SOL each to the same address.
one every 2 seconds. like a machine taking attendance.
by now the script knows exactly which wallets it owns.
> 01:03:50 → 01:04:41: THE MASSACRE
47 wallets drained in 51 seconds.
1,636 SOL. 1,039. 1,021. 765. 640. 612.
bang bang bang bang.
every single tx signed by the victim's own wallet. paying its own fee.
the wallets literally paid to rob themselves.
> 01:28: HE COMES BACK FOR SECONDS
he notices one drained wallet still has ~$49k in USDC but no SOL for gas.
so this mf SENDS IT 0.02 SOL. tops up the victim. to rob the victim again.
tries tiny 0.000001 USDC tests.
it fails. that $49k never reaches him. cope.
> 04:26: HE GETS DOXXED ON-CHAIN
Onchain Lens posts his address.
> 04:30:56: 4 MINUTES 46 SECONDS LATER
all 9,408.21 SOL leaves in ONE transaction to a brand new wallet.
he was refreshing X. of course he was.
> AND THEN HE FREEZES
10+ hours. not one move. no bridge. no swap. no exchange.
$947k sitting in one wallet in front of the entire timeline.
> NOW THE FUNNIEST PART
other scammers are dusting him from lookalike addresses.
7kY8qx…p8BQ is the hacker. 7kY82x…C8BQ and 7kY84Y…mMzQ are vultures.
they're praying he copy-pastes the wrong one when he cashes out.
scammers. robbing. the robber.
Bloom says: third-party module, remote code exploit, no private keys leaked, 100% refund for all 9 users.
glad about the refund. genuinely.
but read that again: "no keys leaked" and yet 47 wallets signed their own drains in 51 seconds.
if someone can make your bot sign whatever they want, does it even matter where the key is?
I'm not touching a bot that holds my keys until someone explains which module, how long it was exposed, and who else ran it.
tracehound rebuilt every tx of this. the drainer is being watched. the second those 9,408 SOL move, we'll all see where
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Crypto OGs (and everyone else that followed) really saw @arijuels - the long time RSA researcher and head of RSA Laboratories - not to mention coining Proof of Work - name on the Chainlink whitepaper and smugly wrote it off as just a DeFI price feed with an unneeded $LINK token.
Hollywood couldnt make this shit up.
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Do with this info what you will.
X-cash: Executable Digital Cash
before there was Bitcoin
before there were blockchain SmartContracts
This is Chainlink's pedigree.
Nothing can stop what is coming.
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Crypto OGs (and everyone else that followed) really saw @arijuels - the long time RSA researcher and head of RSA Laboratories - not to mention coining Proof of Work - name on the Chainlink whitepaper and smugly wrote it off as just a DeFI price feed with an unneeded $LINK token.
Hollywood couldnt make this shit up.
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