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Jessica Alba and Martha Stewart deleted Halloween pics after backlash. People will investigate a celebrity costume like it’s a federal crime, then vote without doing a damn bit of homework. Imagine putting that energy into who runs the country. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Good Morning! ☀️😃 Hope everyone has an AMAZING day!💙

“Just getting started.” Larry, even a pyramid scheme eventually comes up with a new sales pitch. 🤣 But for now you and Cankles McTacotits have this one!🤣🤣🤣

Got peanut butter cookie dough stuck under my nail and sucked on it until it was gone. These nails aren’t just weapons. They’re snack compartments. 💅🏻🤣

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Low budget…

Me: Why the hell is it 84° in California in NOVEMBER?! Also me: STFU. This is why everybody moves here. 40 million people can’t be wrong. But could a few of you be wrong somewhere else? Traffic is ridiculous. 😂

If Elon insists on bombarding my timeline with Trump ads, I’m treating every one as an invitation to roast him. You paid for the ad. The disrespect is complimentary. 🤣

Finally, a coin with a head and an ass on the same side. 🪙

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 instagram.com/reel/DfXiUlfBK…

Well, he’s certainly gone through enough of them. 🤣

Never considered myself a pushover until today. Apparently, my backbone had the day off. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Welcome to California! A state where you’ll experience summer in November. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Woke is baaaack! 💙 Hope you enjoyed your little nap. 😏

Good Morning! ☀️😃 Hope everyone has an AMAZING day!💙

The loudest Trump supporters on my timeline have gone quiet. So have the folks who reposted every vile lie about Democrats. Funny how a timeline full of “I stand with Trump” turned into “I don’t really follow politics.” Hell of a way to show your loyalty. 🤣

Haven’t seen my timeline this happy in years. I forgot some of y’all had teeth. 😂 Now let’s make damn sure the people who showed up for the Bluenami get leaders who show up for them. 🌊💙