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This is such a good read and so true for today’s times. A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to feast on the carcass. At first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied. But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other. One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion. The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon. And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another. The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other. Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping Americans divided. While we fight each other over Republican and Democrat, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it. Shared from Fb::unknown author
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
Hey @MLB - wanna get more kids watching baseball? Maybe start with the commercials. Watching the playoffs tonight with my kids and here's the rundown: - Megan Fox selling ED pills in a red bodysuit - The scariest movie trailer you've ever seen - Sydney Sweeney in zero clothes promoting betting on sports Leagues can't figure out why kids don't watch. You don't need a Nickelodeon game. You're not the Savannah Bananas. Just show baseball in a way I can leave on in my house.
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From @hulu "Dear Member, Thank you for being a valued subscriber since 2015. We're so glad you've enjoyed everything we have to offer, from blockbuster movies, to brand-new series and exclusive Originals. As part of our continued investment in delivering the very best in entertainment, we're updating the price of your subscription. The price of your Disney+, Hulu Bundle Premium plan will increase to $21.99 per month on November 03, 2026. Your plan will automatically renew at the new price unless you switch plans or cancel via your Account page before then. You do not need to take any action to continue enjoying Disney+ and Hulu." Usually companies LOWER the cost for LOYAL LONG TERM CUSTOMERS. Why the fuck does @hulu and every other mother fucking streaming platform keep INCREASING THE PRICES?? 11 years I've been paying your subscription fees, and you thank me by increasing what I'm paying. Go fuck yourself.
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product
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Need a place to store your shillings? Can't find use for many books of empty pages? Solutions, I have found!
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Why do people use @DoorDash or @UberEats ? These are the absolute WORST delivery services I've ever experienced. Might as well just have @USPS deliver your food. It'll still show up cold, shaken up, inedible, with a pissed off delivery driver. Delivery services have gone to complete SHIT. Why are we ok with this?
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
Sesame Street Theme Song but it's Dark Country Rock
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Does this mean anything to anyone in 2026?
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
HOLY COW I cannot believe this is real. Everything we told you about vouching in Minnesota is correct. “A registered voter in that precinct who can personally vouch for the identity & residence of up to 8 new voters.” “A healthcare facility worker can vouch for an 👉UNLIMITED👈 number of residents of facilities that they work for regardless of where that facility worker lives.” This is from an Election Judge training video for Carver County, Minnesota.
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
Charlie Kirk warned America that Muslims have a plan to conquer America, and the plan is to take over America without a single shot being fired Muslims will conquer us through mass migration, huge birth rates, running for office and taking political power “Let's just take a pause. If our biggest city is about to fall to an Islamic mayor, we should take a step back, 24 years after 9/11, and we should ask ourselves the question, why did we send all of these hundreds of thousands of young men and women to go fight in Iraq and Afghanistan just to have that ideology come to the biggest city in the United States of America, New York City? From the top down, understand that this parasitic ideology is about conquering without ever having to fire a shot. It is not done with tanks or mortar shells or with drones. It is conquering via maternity wards. It's conquering in the delivery room. Mass production of new babies that are brought in via mass immigration. — Do you think Ilhan Omar has assimilated to the United States of America? Or Rashida Tlaib or Zohran Mamdani? Again, if we are part of the United States of America, we should care about when our biggest city is about to fall to this kind of ideology. And Islam is not compatible with Western civilization. Islam is at odds with all the freedoms that we enjoy” He’s right there are only about 1.78 million white babies born per year in the United States but globally there are about 133 million Muslim babies born every year We are doomed unless we mass deport and have very strict immigration laws
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
Are you going to start crying, you fucking bitch? @DanaBashCNN
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I fuckin' love this anti scalpable shit! This is at 5PM as well. No line, no restocker in sight. Just cards galore! Fuckin' a right!
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I testified in front of the Senate today on the widespread fraud crisis in America. Since I exposed the fraud in Minnesota, it unleashed a war on fraud across the country. The fraudsters got away with it for so long they had literal “Learing Centers” that received millions of dollars from your taxes. When I first started making journalistic-style videos, I made it my mission to “show the world the reality of things as they really are.” Nothing was ever meant to be right or left, it was simply to show people what was happening from the source. Fraud affects every American because we all pay taxes, and the money being stolen comes from ALL of us, not a Republican or a Democrat. Hopefully people and politicians can realize that.
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Oh no... Walmart sent me a ripped ETB... What ever shall I do?!
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The fuckin' obvious is what I'll be doing! Wish me luck on these pulls!!
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This game is 100% unplayable on Samsung Galaxy S26 Ultra. I haven't completed a single match since I upgraded from my Samsung galaxy S20. "upgraded" they said... Please fix this. If it helps as all, this freeze occured after playing bosses orders followed by a KO. @PokemonTCGLive
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
Rumour has it that Elon Musk and Bill Gates are creating a new drug for penis enlargement. It's called Elongates. And it cures a condition called Microsoft.
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
A guy was ready to drop $1,500 on a new OLED TV because his 3-year-old Smart TV was freezing up and took 5 seconds just to respond to the remote. He unplugged it. Deleted old apps. Cleared the cache. The lag kept coming back. He went to Best Buy to get a replacement. The home theater installer in the blue shirt stopped him: "Before you spend a grand, let me show you something." He grabbed a remote and shook his head. "There are 8 hidden tracking settings throttling your TV's processor right now. Manufacturers turn them all on by default. Nobody tells you they exist. Let's fix this." Here's what he showed him in the next 8 minutes. 🧵
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
Austin Metcalf is dead. Let’s stop dancing around the obvious. Austin Metcalf received the death penalty. Karmelo Anthony received 35 years. One of them lives. One of them gets a gravestone. Save the faux outrage. The real victim in this case is NOT the convicted killer. The real victim is the young man who will never come home again and the family that will spend the rest of their lives grieving a loss that can never be undone. This was a track meet. A place for competition, teamwork, and sportsmanship. NOT violence. NOT murder. And spare us the racial narratives. Murder is wrong regardless of the race of the victim or the perpetrator. Any decent society should be able to agree on that. Austin Metcalf lost everything. His family got a life sentence of grief. And while some are busy turning this tragedy into a racial debate, the Metcalf family is looking at the empty chair at the dinner table and remembering who actually paid the highest price. Austin Metcalf got the death penalty. Never forget that.
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ElasticPanda [OG] retweeted
Rock, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this because, frankly, it should've been your parents. While I'm certain they were just trying to protect you: it's not nice that they kept something like this hidden and allowed you to go through life unsure as to why you're "different" from the others. It needs to be said, Rock: You're retarded. With that out of the way, I feel compelled to inform you that it is possible to both 1. be critical of dodgy practices which plague video games, like power creep... and 2. be critical of dodgy practices which plague video games, like DEI. Anyways, don't worry because I plan to actually explain my position using argumentation, rather than just insulting you and trying to discredit what you're saying by undermining it. ← That's your wheelhouse. We prefer to say things that are backed by reason and logic. While I'm confident that you'll fittingly attempt to write this off as "too many words" or "me caring too much", I'm sorry but I feel it's important to support my arguments: DEI is a backwards, regressive practice that is tangibly hurting the gaming industry. It is also flagrantly racist: blindly assuming advantages and disadvantages on the basis of nothing more than a person's race, which is definitionally racial prejudice btw (racism)... but I digress. The problem with DEI is that it's antithetical to merit. Meritocracy and equity cannot exist simultaneously. Equity, in practice, is literally providing incentives for diversity, while providing disincentives for a lack of it. This all but forces employers to artificially inflate the number of "diverse" people working under them to meet unwritten quotas. As a result, the gaming industry is "cutting corners" and loosening their hiring standards in order to achieve these incentives. As a result, you're getting people who wouldn't know what a "good video game" looked like if it landed on their foreheads designing your products: people who are underqualified, out of touch, and simply not as skilled as the other guys. In the days of equality, we were strictly getting the absolute most qualified person for the job, *regardless* of traits like race/gender/sexual orientation. This is why video games were so fucking good and why the preferences of consumers were always the top priority of companies: the people working in the industry were gamers themselves and they knew what worked, and what mattered. Instead, we now have underqualified developers, not to mention time, budget and resources being spent on shit that frankly just doesn't fucking matter to the average player. Nobody gives three quarters of a fuck if a studio is "diverse" or not, so the fact that millions of dollars are being spent on this instead of the games themselves is fucking retarded. Nobody gives a fuck if a medium that is literally about fun and escapism is "inclusive," so the fact that millions of dollars are being spent on this is fucking retarded. Meanwhile, "sensitivity and inclusivity consultants" are now being hired who literally exist to scrutinize/politicize games... and their function is to suggest changes to things that could be deemed "offensive" or politically incorrect. As a result, you're getting games that are more watered down, sanitized, and soulless. This muddies the waters and makes fiction worse for literally everyone, even if some of you are too stupid to realize it. While no system is perfect, equality was the closest thing we ever had to a perfect system... and then "equity" (the E in DEI) came in like a freight train and took that away from us because identity obsessed progressive retards (you) were indoctrinated by political activists who desired to exploit tribalism for personal gain and votes. "but u can still have merit and diversify, that's the point of equity!" → The *point* of equity is irrelevant. What matters is what equity actually is/does, in practice. "but if 2 ppl are equally qualified, u just have 2 hire the more diverse one!" → This is also nonsense. It is incredibly rare to get two people of *identical* qualifications, experience, and intelligence. As a result, it is impossible to get perfect, 1:1 diversity in any scenario. Equity was literally designed to artificially increase diversity in the workforce, because hiring based purely on qualifications was skewing heavily in favor of *white male applicants.* That's it. That's the entire reason it exists. Progressives didn't like this and screamed "wacism," because they're retarded and don't understand things like demographics, and how/why a workplace in a country that is 68% white might have a lot more white employees than black ones... or how/why an industry that skews heavily male/is preferred by men would have more male employees than female ones. You're the tourist, Rock. We actually care about our hobbies and want to protect them from people like yourself. Sit down and shut up for once.
These types of takes show you who is a tourist. People will blame buzzwords like woke and DEI, but they'll never mention the portal, power creep, pvp sandboxes, old-gen support. If you get your gaming takes from SmashGPT running reddit threads through AI, re-evaluate your life.
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