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God knew what he was doing when he made me an Orlando Pirates supporter
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This funny because you always assume women who do p*rn grew up without fathers
Bonnie Blue says she phoned her dad after a scene with Keiran Lee, his cum still on her face - then at family dinner her dad came up with the caption “I’d only been in the industry I think a few weeks and someone leaked like a video to them.” “And at that point when you’ve seen your daughter from that many angles there’s no denying it was me. I was like, ‘Mum, that was me in that video.’” “My dad is so proud. Obviously he doesn’t watch any of the videos, but any news articles ... gets them all printed out.” “I did a scene with Keiran recently. And Keiran is originally from Derby and so’s my dad.” “So I phoned my dad after the scene, I’ve still got Keiran’s cum on my face. That’s fine.” “I’m like, ‘Dad, I’m just with Keiran. He lives in Derby and he supports Derby.’” Later that day, at family dinner: “I said, ‘I want to do something about football.’ And my dad said, ‘I’ll caption it: You’ve just been rammed.’” Derby County are nicknamed the Rams.
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Nobody would ask you that in a interview lol No blue tick you are lying for the love of the game
One time a nigga asked me “why are manhole covers round” in an interview and I said because circles are the only shape that can’t fall into themselves at any orientation and I’m pretty sure he didn’t hire me because he was mad I knew the answer and he didn’t
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Bro looked like a lesbian
How I I looked when we started this album vs now. More than physically I’m mentally, and spiritually more sound than I’ve been in my whole life, despite the BS lol. S/O to my trainer we been at this 4 times a week for a year and a half now 💪🏽
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Started the sprint this morning and I'm almost done with all my tickets 💀
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If I wasn't at the office I was going to spin up FM27
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The fact that they are asylum seekers should mean that they shouldn't be granted bail because they can leave just as easily as they got in
BREAKING NEWS: The three Ethiopian nationals who are accused of the attempted murder that led to riots and torching of cars and businesses in the Durban CBD three weeks ago have been freed on R5000 bail by the Durban Magistrate’s Court. The State wanted them to remain behind bars, saying they are flight risks, but the defence disagreed. The State said they won’t be safe outside, but the defence argued that all three accused literally live minutes away from three police stations in the Durban CBD and their safety is guaranteed. The Magistrate remarked that the three are asylum seekers and as such, they enjoy the same constitutional rights as South Africans and freed them on bail with stringent conditions. Furthermore, the State tried to point out discrepancies in their passports and asylum documents, raising issues of possible fraud and corruption. However, the State’s argument was watered down by evidence that was given by an immigration official who told the court that their systems have glitches and sometimes it loses records, hence they don’t have some of the information required for the court to take an informed decision - KZN Tonight Podcast
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Postgres
You’re building a SaaS that needs to handle 10 million users. Which database are you choosing? A. PostgreSQL B. MongoDB C. MySQL D. DynamoDB
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Can he focus on cleaning up SAPS
[BREAKING NEWS] Acting Police Minister Firoz Cachalia approaches court to stop March and March from protesting. #Newzroom405
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No man 🤣🤣
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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If we speak. We are in Big Trouble
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Every. Single. Day.
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PR Out
𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓_𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 🏆 #carlingblacklabel 🆚 Milford Football Club 🗓 27.10.26 ⏰ 19h00 🎟 opentickets 🏟 Orlando Amstel Arena ⚫⚪🔴⭐ #OrlandoPirates #OnceAlways
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There is a song by a french singer called Viola by a french artist, I think her name is Barbara Pravi. What a beautiful song
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Almost successfully sold us out during apartheid too, today they want to point fingers at Mandela like he was the sellout and not Mangosuthu and his nephew
Zulu people are the driving force for Tribalism, Afrophobia and Xenophobia in our societies
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Eish need to get this PR out by 16h00 so I can go watch
𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓_𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 🏆 #carlingblacklabel 🆚 Milford Football Club 🗓 27.10.26 ⏰ 19h00 🎟 opentickets 🏟 Orlando Amstel Arena ⚫⚪🔴⭐ #OrlandoPirates #OnceAlways
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Lula says Brazil dealt with foreign-funded online disinformation campaigns during these elections, and *gestures at South African social media* I wonder what our plan is?
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Asbonge 🙏
Sihle Nduli appears to be back in full training with the rest of his Orlando Pirates teammates as he works his way back from injury.
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Congratulations to her but Moody's is a shallow metric for me, they showed during the Zuma years just how easily manipulated they are.
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Eugene De Kok appearing before the TRC Inquiry he says he was made a scapegoat. He says “FW De Klerk’s Nobel peace prize must be revoked because he is a killer who was never convicted.” @MakiLeshoro
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Naaaah😂😂😂
Skomota was happy for Mphela Mphela.🔥🔥
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