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Oblong Robber

@OblongRobber

Hacker of news headlines and clichés. Wannabe DJ. Goofball dad. Once had a Twitter interaction with Amy Adams.

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Joined August 2008
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I have two modes: Too busy and lazy AF.
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Until they can consistently block spammers, we have nothing to fear from AI
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Who’s a fictional military leader you’d follow into combat?
Swats24 (@swats24) profile pictureSwats24@swats243 Sep 2023
Who's a fictional military leader you'd follow into combat?
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Y’all, Twitter still exists
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) profile picture𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohler3 Sep 2023
I go to Burning Man every year except it’s my uncle Terry’s house on Thanksgiving when he tries to deep fry a turducken while he’s 15 Busch Lights deep.
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Hope this tops Favrd
Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) profile pictureSteve Olivas@steveolivas3 Sep 2023
I’m old enough to remember “Twitter.”
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The more profound the event, the more worthless the selfie.
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My inner editor demanded I triple-check the correct spelling of “tighty-whities.”
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When my neighbor mows before I do, I suffer from FOMOwer.
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Tmw you’ve been in your house for four years and just discover each bedroom has its own smoke alarm
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The rule of Twitter Everybody’s gonna think they came up with this great joke.
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Gen X is indestructible because we started our day with Tang and ended it with Quik.
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I am Team Stop-Saying-Team.
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Sorry I didn't get that done. I've been organizing.
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The question with this 100-degree, 85% humidity weather: Ride at 10 a.m. and get malaria, or ride after 1 p.m. and die of heat stroke?
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Trying to figure out this dream: A young Ronnie James Dio found my dog and returned the pup without a hint of Satanism.
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Moving shit around is not “improving the UX.”
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What do you call that audible breath after taking a deep, refreshing drink of water? Babe calls it “annoying.”
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App idea: Twitters. It pulls content from the X API and filters out the Blue Checkmarks.
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We have had over 20 pets — cats and dogs — over our years together. None of our cats has ever feared thunderstorms.
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Will the 15th year be my last? #MyTwitterversary
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.@swear_trek talking directly to The Musk
Swear Trek (@swear_trek) profile pictureSwear Trek@swear_trek6 Aug 2023
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