Shrink. Rancher. Author. I write the stories told by rock stars.

Rural TN, by way of WI
Joined July 2012
*waving at @steveolivas from the Dollywood area* Hi Steve! I’m only 300 or so miles away 😂
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Steve Olivas retweeted
I used to know a guy. @steveolivas
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The chickens need calories this time of year; they’re molting and growing winter feathers. Leftover pasta from the office seems to hit the spot on this chilly morning.
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It’s fall turkey season. This group just wandered right past us…but they’re all girls. Can only take a male. Which doesn’t seem to reflect EQUALITY!
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What is the point of drinking egg nog w/o rum? Would be like cake w/o ice cream. It should never happen!
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Doesn’t sound safe. Always add the rum. Better safe than sorry.
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You can have egg nog without rum?!?
Actually, no. It is strictly a seasonal offering. It can be made at home, but it's rather heavy to drink in warmer weather. I drink mine without the rum.
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I don’t care what your cloaca looks like — THAT had to hurt.
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It’s egg nog time! It’s egg nog time! There is joy across all the land!
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I understand the SI robotic teams are working on a Steve bot that should be out by Christmas. As soon as Mrs Steve gives final approval, we'll all enjoy a new and improved Steve O!!!😅
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lol! As near as I can tell…
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I wish I loved anything as much as doctors love to add MORE prescriptions.
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Just had some routine bloodwork done. Here is the ONLY thing I know with 100% certainty: Regardless of the results (good, bad, or neutral), the doctor’s response will be “LET’S ADD MORE MEDICATION!”
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Pic stolen from the hot pepper group. A sure-fire way to ensure that local kids will need therapy…
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Thats's a great opportunity to make a Santa skeleton! Put it out in October, you can keep it until after Christmas, and it will be the talk of the neighbourhood.
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I'm sure the warm, doughy crust and loads of melting cheese weren't nearly as good as it looked. But I doubt it. 🤣
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That was cruel of them. To eat it right in front of you in the bright light of day!
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The entire office got Dominos today. So I got to enjoy pizza TOPPINGS for lunch. Thank you, stupid A1-C.
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Dr. Steve tweeting on a weekday takes me back to the era BC (before covid).
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