Digital video parbuckler. Troubadour of manual transmission. Canine engineer. Trusty ranch hand. Interstate man of mystery. After-hours roustabout. US taxpayer.

St. Croix County, Wisconsin
Joined January 2009
"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." Thomas Sowell
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I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs. I think I just voted for a realtor...
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Hunter Biden cheated on his wife with countless prostitutes. Then he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. Then he cheated on his dead brother's widow with her sister. Then he impregnated a stripper and denied the child was his during his next engagement. Now he’s bragging about his “traditional” values. That’s something only a Biden could do.
So not only did a Russian Oligarch connected to Putin pay for Don Jr.s wedding party- they went on a Mongolian honeymoon hunting trip together too. I chose a more traditional family values honeymoon in Hawaii with my wife. (08/26/19)
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We used to be a proper country.
In 1976, the U.S. government funded one of the most psychedelic short films ever made. It was filled with odd images and occult symbols. 🎬 from 200 (1976) by Vince Collins.
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Philadelphia is preparing to become the first city in the nation to offer this mortgage model, with lower interest rates, no private mortgage insurance, and credit scores as low as 620.
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A BILLION dollars+ over budget, years behind schedule, contractor suing Karen Bass for delays, and now the LAX people mover, which has yet to move any people, is now arcing and catching on fire. Forget the 3rd World...Karen Bass has turned LA into a 4th World country.
Wow... LAX People Mover flashover was caught on video
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These dipshits STILL can't get a map right. What a clownshow.
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
Austin, TX (OCT.25.2026)- We knew the day would come. Zoox vs Waymo vs Cybercab #SunsetProject
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Nice try at a map ya idiots.
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Sweet map, ya dipshits.
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Nobody gives a fuck.
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Robert Gasser is the first lefty to face the minimum through six innings in a World Series game since SANDY KOUFAX in 1965
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Same shit, different day.
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Self-adhesive curtain hangers are a sure sign of stupidity, and will only appeal to children without a single tool at home.
Move-in day shortcut: set up curtains without a drill. A set of 8 or 14 adhesive rod brackets in white or clear ABS, made for lightweight rods. Shop now: lakki.co/bracket-holders
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Just a man living his best life.
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“The most harm of all is done when power is in the hands of people who are absolutely persuaded of the purity of their instincts and intentions.” — Milton Friedman
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