Digital video parbuckler. Troubadour of manual transmission. Canine engineer. Trusty ranch hand. Interstate man of mystery. After-hours roustabout. US taxpayer.
St. Croix County, Wisconsin
Joined January 2009
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Christopher Long retweeted
I may have gotten confused by all the yard signs.
I think I just voted for a realtor...
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Hunter Biden cheated on his wife with countless prostitutes. Then he cheated on his wife with his dead brother's widow. Then he cheated on his dead brother's widow with her sister. Then he impregnated a stripper and denied the child was his during his next engagement.
Now he’s bragging about his “traditional” values. That’s something only a Biden could do.
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A BILLION dollars+ over budget, years behind schedule, contractor suing Karen Bass for delays, and now the LAX people mover, which has yet to move any people, is now arcing and catching on fire.
Forget the 3rd World...Karen Bass has turned LA into a 4th World country.
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The prophecy has been fulfilled
Austin, TX (OCT.25.2026)-
We knew the day would come.
Zoox vs Waymo vs Cybercab
#SunsetProject
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Robert Gasser is the first lefty to face the minimum through six innings in a World Series game since SANDY KOUFAX in 1965
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Riots Fizzle Out As French Refuse To Protest More Than 32 Hours Per Week buff.ly/dBUpivo
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“The most harm of all is done when power is in the hands of people who are absolutely persuaded of the purity of their instincts and intentions.”
— Milton Friedman
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When Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs, it was a groundbreaking moment for - hang on, being told that's Horshack.
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Imagine trying to explain all of today’s bullshit roughing the passer penalties to Ray Nitschke.
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Men still account for 93% of industrial/workplace deaths. We’re serious about changing that. Are you?
Women still do 2.5 times more unpaid care work than men.
We're serious about changing that. Are you? 👀
#ShareTheCare
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June 2008, candidate Obama: "we'll lower premiums by up to $2,500 for a typical family per year."
That year KFF (Kaiser Family Foundation) put the average family premium at $12,680. KFF's 2026 number just dropped: $28,303. Workers alone now pay $7,471, up 9% in a single year, while wages rose 3.7%.
Then 2013 brought the sequel: "For a lot of people, it will be cheaper than your cell phone bill."
Show me the phone plan that runs $2,358 a month. Nine days before the midterms, the party that built this machine is asking for your vote again.
Arsonists bidding on the fire department contract. Competition, price transparency, portable plans. Anything except another rescue from the people who wrote the original.
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Unreal…
Elon: Don’t use Starlink to kill people.
Zelensky: I used Starlink to kill people.
Legacy Media: Elon is a monster for stopping Zelensky from using Starlink to kill people.
Democrats: We must investigate Elon for stopping Zelensky from using Starlink to kill people.
