Order of Merlin (First Class), Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.
Portland, OR
Joined February 2011
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BREAKING: We’ve secured a court order forcing President Trump to pay $2M in damages after admitting to illegally using the Trump Foundation to help him intervene in the 2016 presidential election and further his own political interests.
No one is above the law.
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In May, Trump said we are being “invaded” by immigrants. The El Paso shooter said he wanted to stop the “invasion.”
Trump asked his rally crowd: "How do you stop these people" from crossing the border?
"Shoot them!" Someone screamed.
He laughed. Then the crowd laughed.
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Oregon Zoo otter, known for slam dunking and self-pleasuring, dies at age 20 bit.ly/2EAyrJu
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Can God make a doink so big that even he can't smoke it?
Checkmate, Christians.
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Jeff Flake says politics have become too partisan. I agree — time to reach across the aisle and have tough conversations like: “Kids in cages: good or bad?”
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"I ask that she bring those filings forward so that we can learn date, time, and place!" ...tweets the man too scared to release his tax returns.
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Does anyone have a plausible theory about why Ford would:
1. Make up a story about being sexually assaulted by Kavanaugh
2. Include in her false story a witness who could contradict her account
3. Request an FBI investigation of her lie, when lying to the FBI is a felony
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Kids contemplate suicide as they wait. They live in fear of turning 18 because ICE comes on their birthday. The longer they wait, the more they struggle. Our story is based on thousands of confidential records and interviews with kids, employees &
families propublica.org/article/chica…
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Ohio police officer tases 11-year old suspected of shoplifting, tells her "This is why there aren't any grocery stores in the Black community." abcn.ws/2M25kir
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Look, what if you issue the license, bake the cake, treat the patient, show a person kindness and then you go home and pray for them
What if you just did that
The state's 2011 Marriage Equality Act doesn't allow a clerk to reject a license based on religious beliefs. usat.ly/2Aty8jn
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA teapawt.net/thehill/status/1018334…
