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I smoke my earwax · Jun 20, 2016 · 6:34 PM UTC

About to take the 20 steak flatbread challenge @tacobell

I smoke my earwax · Jan 28, 2015 · 1:01 AM UTC

Bob was right. No woman No cry. No pussy but no cry....fml

I smoke my earwax · Jun 14, 2014 · 4:05 AM UTC

Either Bic lighters don't last as long as they used to or I smoke more than I used to idk lol

Your Thoughts! · May 29, 2014 · 6:03 PM UTC

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Behind every girl’s favorite song is an untold story.

Your Thoughts! · May 31, 2014 · 10:37 AM UTC

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It's amazing how stupid you can be when you're in love.

MeltdownRocks · May 20, 2014 · 11:04 AM UTC

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@ZoltanBathory Great to meet you Sunday. Thanks for an awesome interview.

ShittyShittyGangBang · Apr 22, 2014 · 10:40 PM UTC

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MISSED CONNECTION: Me- 30's, tall, dark. You- 20's, blonde, red dress. I'm not sure how you got out of my trunk, but I'll fucking find you.

MLB · Apr 9, 2014 · 1:05 AM UTC

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"Today was a good day.” – @icecube on meeting @MiguelCabrera:

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I smoke my earwax · Mar 31, 2014 · 4:26 AM UTC

I'm drunk self control is key in moments such as this

I smoke my earwax · Mar 29, 2014 · 12:37 PM UTC

"@TheWorldStories: When you're sad, just look how happy this man is with his onion. teapawt.net/TheWorldStories/status…" @_Rainey_ sam Lmfao

I smoke my earwax · Mar 9, 2014 · 8:24 AM UTC

I constantly have to remind myself that she isn't who I fell in love with anymore