@OnChainChuckles

Translating crypto so you can survive the people who won’t stop talking about it. Field guide below.

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Joined December 2024
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Visegrád 24
@visegrad24Feb 19
Awkward moment: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei visibly declined to hold hands during a group photo at the India AI Impact Summit.
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@OnChainChucklesFeb 8
Replying to @Doomerzoomer
People post 10/10 girls calling them medium ugly is a crime
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James Jackson
@derJamesJacksonJan 3
Europeans are at previously unforeseen levels of monitoring the situation
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Mayne
@Tradermayne17 Nov 2025
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Dip Wheeler
@DipWheeler13 Nov 2025
THE MCRIB WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE US.
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How it feels going to your 9-5 job just to buy more #Bitcoin.
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new goal in life: be this unbothered when stupid people give me advice
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Goodbye unemployment, found a job
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sophie
@netcapgirl6 Nov 2025
when you say 50 basis points instead of half a percent
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Hired a financial advisor and his first piece of advice was that I don't make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor
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Oktek Dev@oktek_dev3 Nov 2025
Me tweeting my audience
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Ash Crypto
@AshCrypto2 Nov 2025
We are now at no. 2
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Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory buff.ly/xF0W9Ei
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Kit
@kit_sats21 Oct 2025
Flirting? Nah, I’m just overly polite.
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Gm, happy Sunday :)
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beeple
@beeple12 Oct 2025
we're so back...
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lynk
@lynk0x9 Sep 2025
For the foreseeable future, will be taking a break from mental health to focus on crypto twitter.
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Study Bitcoin.
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Cardi B
@iamcardib8 Jul 2025
Shut the fuck up
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