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Lew Morgante

@OneAngryFatMan

Stand-up comic https://teapawt.net/t.co/vY1Q9TD1AH

 Wilmington, NC
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Joined October 2009
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👀 You have got to be kidding me. theatlantic.com/politics/arc…
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling. By Jeffrey Goldberg

ALT The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling. By Jeffrey Goldberg

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From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) profile pictureThe Atlantic
@TheAtlantic24 Mar 2025
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @JeffreyGoldberg. theatlantic.com/politics/arc…
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.

theatlantic.com
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🗓️SAVE THE DATE🗓️ We're excited to announce, "From Wilmington, With Love," a hurricane relief concert on Oct. 29 at 6:00 p.m. at Greenfield Lake Amphitheater featuring @BenFolds, musicians from western North Carolina, and other special guests.
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Josh Spector
@jspector9 Dec 2023
Other people’s problems are not your problems. And your problems are not other people’s problems. The more you absorb those two concepts and act accordingly, the happier and more successful you’ll become.
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🗓Thurs. Oct 19th the Comedy Game Show makes its Wilmington debut at @deadcrowcomedy 🎟️deadcrowcomedy.com ▶️comedygameshow.com ▶️youtube.com/pressyourduck #wilmington #wilmingtonnc #gameshow #gameshows #comedy #standupcomedians #standupcomedy #comedyshows #gamenight
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If what 1 billionaire is doing to twitter is stressing you, wait until you hear what ALL of them are doing to EARTH. 🌍
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If anyone needs a little motivation today, call (707) 873-7862. It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk. It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!
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Adam@adamgreattweet3 Nov 2022
I was fired from Twitter this morning. I was responsible for the timeline refreshing the second you saw a good tweet
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Local Comedian accidentally says good set to someone who doesn't book a show.
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Jesus, would you look at the time.
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Sometimes, my "almost good" Chico Marx impression comes in handy. Case in point; the following "Tunnel of Love" scene from a past #DeadCrowImprovShow inspired by @OneAngryFatMan 's monologue... #marxbrothers #improv #comedy @DDevilImprov youtu.be/Te7Hk8k5rnA
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My work here is done
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MONDAY YOU DUMB NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKER YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER #MondayMotivation
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Local Comedian's t-shirt says comedy, but his comedy says t-shirt salesman.
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John Conroy@ConroyFTW29 Jul 2022
I was thinking instead of teaching a comedy class I could start a scared straight program where they bring me in to talk to teenagers that want to be standup comedians
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❤RSG🖕
@rlshtygngr6 Jun 2022
*most* of my problems 🤷‍♀️
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Tonight at the @GruffGoatComedy at @waterlinebeers we have Ryan Singer and @TylerWWood show starts at 7:30 and is FREE!
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Laura K Connell (@LaurakConnell) profile pictureLaura K Connell@LaurakConnell19 May 2022
Dysfunctional families avoid growth and change at all costs. They’re more interested in “being right” than understanding you. These families go to great lengths to preserve the status quo. They sacrifice the rights and freedoms of the individual to keep the family system running.
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Wasp: buzzing around our front door 11yo (whom I personally brought into this world): Mom, you go first - you have the least amount of time left on earth Me: 😒
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