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@OnlyZaaan

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Joined February 2016
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Old account got suspended @OnlyZaan ( thanks to the football illiterates I abused daily 😂 ) If you followed me there, please follow me here instead !! Same vibe, new spot, unfiltered. Hit me up 🤌🏼
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Bruno Fernandes with the ref, every time a Man Utd player goes down in the box 😭😭
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Roy is the only ex player with morals and IQ.. rest of them especially Rio & the class of 92, they’re all sell outs or just retarded like the fanbase 🤌🏼
(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 (@FrankEra_) profile picture(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪
@FrankEra_1h
🚨🗣️ - Roy Keane on Michael Carrick: “He talks a lot without really saying anything.”
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Saeed’s such a fool to expect Salford alcoholics to empty the stadium 😂 these mfs applauding the manager and the players at full-time 😭😭😭😭
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Yes the Glazers gotta go ✅ Yes Ratcliffe & INEOS gotta go ✅ Yes half the squad needs to go ✅ But none are more responsible for this shambles than Carrick. Quite comfortably the worst manager I’ve seen at Man Utd 🤌🏼
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Look at the lot celebrating going 18th from 19th 😭😭😭😭 Never seen a more disgraceful football club and a bigger disgrace of a fanbase. Absolute cucks, makes me sick 🤮
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Imagine being so clueless that you’re celebrating your retardness on X 😭😭 Mf posting this like a badge of honour 🤦🏻‍♂️
Giggsclass1 (@giggsclass1) profile pictureGiggsclass1@giggsclass13h
Everyone is still here you fat cunt 🇾🇪
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Celebrate more you dumbfucks 😂😂 Also don’t forget to suck the manager and players off in the car park ya football illiterates 🤌🏼
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Salford alcoholics logic - We win it’s Carrick’s tactics. We lose it’s the players 😭😭 Just can’t reason with these football illiterates 🤌🏼
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They saw a circus on field led by the joker Carrick, and rather than protesting it these mfs joined them 😭😭
mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) profile picturemufcmpb
@mufcMPB4h
🚨🚨🎥 Green and gold balloons being thrown around the Stretford End before kick-off. #MUFC [@ZaidBalll]
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Mad respect for putting your money where your mouth is. Unfortunately you were fighting a losing battle trying to put sense in them Salford eunuchs 🤷🏻‍♂️
Saeed TV (@SaeedTV_) profile pictureSaeed TV@SaeedTV_3h
I did my bit. Unfortunately fans don’t care enough. Glazers OUT INEOS OUT!
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Look at the roar inside Old Trafford. These fools are so fucking gullible, it’s actually hilarious now 😭😭 Absolute toddlers in football shirts and beer in hand 😭😭😭
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We are here and this is where we’ll exactly be until this idiot is sacked 🤦🏻‍♂️
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utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreport5h
Michael Carrick is here 👋
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The Neanderthals inside Old Trafford would rather renew their subscription to this weekly circus than walk out in protest 😭😭😭
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3 biggest curses at Man Utd in order: Fans: Applauding L's, celebrating mediocrity, funding the owners, you lot are the cancer. Jim Ratcliffe/Glazers: Football IQ in coma, no clue how to run a club. You're the Alzheimer’s Carrick: Completely handicapped 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Salford Reds are like HIV, incurable 😭😭 Most of these lot treat matchdays like a fucking picnic.. get drunk, eat prawn sandwiches sing Glazers out & then queue up to suck the players and manager off in the car park 🤌🏼
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Glazers don’t leave a chance to spit on our match going fans faces 😭😭 And these mutants think a singalong is gonna hurt them, instead they brought in Jim Ratcliffe as their footballing errand boy & kept control. Imagine being mugged off this badly & calling it resistance 🤦🏻‍♂️
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreportNov 5
Avram Glazer said that #mufc are not reliant on sporting success for their commercial power. Avram made a rare appearance at Deutsche Bank’s inaugural Sports Investment Conference in London. Sources said he argued his club’s value is incubated from the effects of sporting variance in the same way that the New York Yankees and Dallas Cowboys still stand out as major global brands [@lauriewhitwell]
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Good decision… Whether he makes it or not is another story but stepping out of this circus and into a proper football club will be an experience that’ll develop him into a top player someday 🤌🏼
Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) profile pictureSky Sports News
@SkySportsNewsNov 4
BREAKING: Real Madrid have reached a verbal agreement with 16-year-old JJ Gabriel over a potential move 🚨
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1 win in 54 days and these mfs have surrounded the manager for selfies like a Bangladeshi spotting a white tourist on a beach 😭😭 This video is exactly why I abuse the club and fans for they’ve murderd this great club 🤌🏼
Samuel Luckhurst (@samuelluckhurst) profile pictureSamuel Luckhurst
@samuelluckhurstNov 3
Just gone 11.30 and the wait has been worth it for some United fans as Michael Carrick emerges #mufc
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First win in “54 FUCKING DAYSSSS” and look at this retard here 🤦🏻‍♂️ What’s worst is that there are over five thousand other retards who’ve liked this tweet😭😭😭😭
AB⚕ (@AbsoluteBruno) profile pictureAB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoNov 3
This is the turning point man, I can just feel it
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Yet another stinker saved by a penalty but he’s out here talking like he’s in the front line catching bullets with his teeth for the club 😭😭😭 The biggest imposter in world football this rat bastard 🤌🏼
United Zone (@ManUnitedZone) profile pictureUnited Zone
@ManUnitedZoneNov 3
🚨 Bruno: "The manager makes the decisions. It doesn't change the belief I have in the manager, the staff and every player at this club. “It doesn't change my aim to win every f*cking game that I have ahead of me." #MUFC
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