comedian, writer, voiceover artist, dragon. I make words for @Reductress & @REALpunknews sometimes.
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Joined February 2011
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courtney paige barnett retweeted
Why I’d Rather Be Hit by a Car Than Do a Light Jog Across the Street: ow.ly/a4ir50JtZh2
every day I think about how pigeons are feral, not wild, and that they build shitty nests because they’re used to working with rocks and not sticks. we did pigeons so dirty, they deserve to poop on us!
courtney paige barnett retweeted
This year’s best picture nominees if they took place in LA:
The Banshees of Inisherin:
courtney paige barnett retweeted
Before the Memphis Police Dept. releases the video of 5 MPD officers murdering #TyreNichols during a routine traffic stop, and that heinous video inevitably goes viral, I want to amplify THIS video of Tyre LIVING his best life. 🛹👑🙏🏿😔✊🏿
#JusticeForTyreNichols
🎥: Austin Dean
the universe works in magical ways
Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
“Speculation online centered on whether a distinctive pizza box … had helped lead the authorities to him, but Ramona Bolla, a spokeswoman for the Directorate for the Investigation of Organized Crime and Terrorism, told The New York Times … that that was not the case.”
nytimes.com/2022/12/30/wor…
