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courtney paige barnett

@OpenBarnett

comedian, writer, voiceover artist, dragon. I make words for @Reductress & @REALpunknews sometimes.

 Los Angeles
Joined February 2011
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Budd Anthony Diaz@buddanthonydiaz30 Apr 2023
I want to die how I lived: ermahherding in a ROFLcopter
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Katie Perry
@katieeperry17 Mar 2023
How about this for a cross-generational collab
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Reductress@Reductress18 Mar 2023
Why I’d Rather Be Hit by a Car Than Do a Light Jog Across the Street: ow.ly/a4ir50JtZh2
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This year’s best picture nominees if they took place in LA: The Banshees of Inisherin:
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Before the Memphis Police Dept. releases the video of 5 MPD officers murdering #TyreNichols during a routine traffic stop, and that heinous video inevitably goes viral, I want to amplify THIS video of Tyre LIVING his best life. 🛹👑🙏🏿😔✊🏿 #JusticeForTyreNichols 🎥: Austin Dean
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Nick Gligor@nickgligor18 Nov 2022
Twitter in 2009: Michael Jackson has died Twitter in 2022: Twitter has died
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keely flaherty@keelyflaherty4 Nov 2022
too old for tik tok, too young for facebook, too weird for linkedin, not weird enough for reddit, too ugly for instagram…where will i go now
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vintagefantasy@vintagefantasyy3 Nov 2022
Me when he asks what I like to do for fun
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Americana at Brand Memes@americanamemes2 Nov 2022
BREAKING: Elon says it will cost people in LA $8 to tweet “Earthquake?” when an earthquake happens.
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Los Feliz Daycare@LosFelizDaycare29 Oct 2022
What is it called when you drive a Tesla but say you’re leaving Twitter because of the new owner?
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hi ✋😳@singingflesh13 Oct 2022
A Gingerale will cure ailments of the body and a Dr Pepper, ailments of the mind and spirit.
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@justin.things@justin_things_2 Oct 2022
I don't even wanna trick-or-treat anymore 😞
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jonny sun@jonnysun15 Sep 2022
me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table
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Lancesico 🇱🇨
@Bornakang15 Sep 2022
A short story of betrayal:
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Brendon Walsh@brendonwalsh8 Sep 2022
How's Johnny Rotten handling the news?
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Katie Molinaro
@eatitkatie7 Sep 2022
It’s so weird that everyone has snack time together on the plane
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Dallas King@DallasKing11383 Sep 2022
NOPE (2022) Dir. @JordanPeele
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@Number10cat3 Sep 2022
Happy #Caturday
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picardie aurora@picardie_aurora24 Aug 2022
i'm sorry is this a normal thing the pope stands in front of
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How women in Los Feliz dress:
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