Famous like the Ninja Turtles
Washington, DC
Joined July 2022
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This girl just slipped me her number… thanks but uhhhh
I’m an old man like my daughter is your age
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I still DJ for fresh outta college kids and if I was a dirty old man I could really rake advantage but real live these girls look like actual babies to me
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Which is so weird to me because there’s so much pop media to give insight
Roughly 99.9% of women have no theory of mind for men. They cannot imagine what it is like to be a man, what our normal day is like, what thoughts go through our heads, or what it is like to have 20 times more testosterone than they do.
Hint: it is basically like being on sex cocaine.
They have no idea how we view sex, intimacy, and attention.
And it is really kind of sad because if they put a little effort into understanding men, they would have such better relationships with men.
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I may make an exception for a trill or marathon burger but def not getting in no pressed ass long ass line for one
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been using Self Storage Plus for 4 months. My rate for a 10x10 was $118. Tell me why I went to pay my bill and it says I owe $214????! How does the rate increase by $100???!? They obviously know you have all your stuff in there so they got you trapped and can just charge whatever
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is it a lil kewnish to where a orange jumpsuit that says DOJ department of prisons when you know you’re the only black friend and going out to white dive bars?
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broke my arm a few years ago, they gave me percs after surgery. At first I was like wow this is nice! Then one day I took one, was in the bathroom, cast from my hand to my shoulder, got this weird claustrophobic feeling and had a mini panic attack. Didnt even finish the bottle
Eddie Murphy says a single encounter with Pauly Shore at the comedy club made him stop taking Percocet forever.
“I turned 30, I smoked weed, and I had one time in my twenties where I went to the dentist and the dentist gave me a Percocet.”
“I remember I was sitting at the dining room table and I said, 'I feel good.' And Fruity, who worked for me, was like, 'Yeah, that's them Percocet, man.' I was like, 'Really?' So I finished that prescription.”
“You know what made me stop taking them? And he don't even know this story. I was at the Comedy Store, and I had taken a Percocet and smoked a joint.”
“Pauly Shore came up to me, who owns the Comedy Store, comedian, and he was like, 'Hey, you don't even look like yourself tonight.' And I was like, 'Really? Who do I look like?' And he said, 'Some other dude.' Walked away, and I was like, 'Yeah, I ain't fucking with this no more.'”
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Like is this one of the bad “Latinas” yall like? Tf she looks like Charlie xcx
people don’t understand that it’s not about the ex. it’s about your best friend betraying you by sleeping with your ex, knowing how badly things ended between you two. imagine being betrayed by someone you trusted the most.
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