ostomy humor

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but go empty your bag

Today’s forecast: Don't wanna change it with a strong chance of nope

ostomy life has been overwhelming for so long I no longer feel overwhelmed I am just whelmed

STOP! You've been scrolling for a while. Time for a WATER BREAK 💦

sorry for what I said while I was changing my bag

IDK who needs to hear this but it's time to reorder your supplies.

My issue with the bag is that you have to keep emptying it.

ileostomates are just like colostomates, just more consistent

Hey anyone calling me a "colostomy bag" I actually have one so that’s like calling someone an arm.

My autocorrect just changed “stomach” to “stoma” and I honestly don’t think it’s ever been more on point.

Hydration is my new religion. #ostomy

Stoma: Wanna see something? Me: No. Not until morning. It's bedtime. Go to sleep.

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Being an ostomate is pretty easy, you just feel tired all the time and tell people how tired you are and they tell you how tired you look.

I don't get enough credit for all the times I dragged myself outta bed at 3AM cuz I thought my bag was full.

Shout-out to my washing machine, who's been there for me no matter what comes out of my bag. You're the real MVP.

Some people are still trying to get over a bag leak from three years ago. Be kind.

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Being an ostomate is like having a fulltime job that costs you money. #happymonday

If you’re depressed try living with an ostomy so you can have anxiety instead.