🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 19, 2026 · 8:24 PM UTC

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 19

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 31, 2026 · 7:57 AM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 31

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post. I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so. Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here. But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it. And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂 Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻 So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️ So for one last time… ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨 Chiefo x #COYG

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 30, 2026 · 7:40 AM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 30

Today’s the day. God speed to Arsenal fans around the world, each and every one of you beautiful bastards❤️ Have an amazing day. It could be the greatest of our lives🙏🏻 All units to Budapest?😁🚨👮🏻 #COYG #UCLFinal

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 24, 2026 · 8:30 PM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 24

How can you not love this man

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Mikel Arteta lifting the Premier League trophy 🌪️😂

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HandofArsenal · May 24, 2026 · 6:18 PM UTC

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Greatest picture I have laid eyes on

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 24, 2026 · 6:59 PM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 24

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 24, 2026 · 6:53 PM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 24

I’m in tears

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 24, 2026 · 4:07 PM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 24

Out of control 🚨🚨🚨

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Premier League · May 22, 2026 · 12:01 PM UTC

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Engraved into history 🖋 @Arsenal

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Ian Wright · May 20, 2026 · 6:52 AM UTC

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CAN WE CELEBRATE NOW????❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Fabrizio Romano · May 19, 2026 · 9:33 PM UTC

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Arsenal players celebrate all together ❤️🤍

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Arsenal · May 19, 2026 · 9:12 PM UTC

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@ArsenalMay 19

We did it, together.

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 18, 2026 · 5:08 PM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 18

Here we go then, lads ❤️🤍❤️ #ARSBUR

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 11, 2026 · 7:48 AM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 11

Is there a worse bunch of blokes than Man United players of 20 years ago? Schmeichel, Neville, Scholes, Butt, Evra, Keane.... Miserable, bitter, angry old men obsessed with Arsenal, crying non stop. Get in the bin 🗑️🤮

Geronimo Morgans

@GeronimoMorgansMay 10

“Arsenal have been blocking the opponent’s goalkeeper all season long, they would NEVER be on top of the league if we disallow these goals!” Peter Schmeichel thank you for calling them out. have your cheating title VARSENAL. 👏

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 10, 2026 · 7:05 PM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 10

Probably the most unhinged celebrations of the season. Absolutely sensational😂🔥😂🔥 "Dance fucking now. Get on this fucking table and dance now. Come on. Come on!!! This is the table you wanna dance on. Get on it now lads. Get on it fucking now" 😂 @TurkishLDN @TheBig6ixShow

THE BIG 6IX

@TheBig6ixShowMay 10

THE BEST 4 MINUTES 34 SECONDS IN BIG 6IX HISTORYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!HWEIUFREIWUHI

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 10, 2026 · 5:34 PM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 10

YES!!! FUCKING HAVE THAT!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! #WHUARS

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🚨The Celebration Police🚨 · May 9, 2026 · 4:13 PM UTC

🚨The Celebration Police🚨@PLCPoliceMay 9

I was under the distinct impression that to be considered “world class”, you needed to perform on the biggest stage (Champions League) and your team needed to win stuff 🤔🫤 That’s what they always said about Saka. So as Bruno has done neither, he isn’t world class. Fair? 👍🏼

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Amy · May 6, 2026 · 4:31 PM UTC

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Amy@Amylou8118May 6

So just to clarify the rules for when your team reaches the CL final: Don’t celebrate Don’t enjoy the moment Don’t sing Don’t smile Leave the stadium immediately in silence and definitely don’t acknowledge the achievement of reaching the CL final.

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