First they came for the crypto
And I did not speak out
Because my money was in an index fund like a grownup
Then they came for the oil
And I did not speak out
Because I already got a heat pump with IRA credits
Then they came for the chips
And I did not speak out
Because I didn't want a datacenter in my backyard
Then they came for me
And there was no economy left
To make a living in
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Just wish the CIA had figured out a way to keep Jensen in bounds without upending one of the most important companies in the world.
>US intelligence agencies knew about Alice Huang the whole time
>Rubio literally already briefed Trump on it
>suddenly drops in the NYT on a weekend
>board immediately brings in former SDNY acting attorney Joon Kim and Wachtell Lipton
>$7.5 billion in chip shipments to China linked to her comes out 48 hours later
>Schumer and GOP senators instantly reading from the exact same script demanding his head
If you think this is just "oops leather jacket man got his dick wet with a Fang Fang" you are legitimately retarded.
The spook agencies sit on this kind of kompromat until they need to pull the trigger. Huang has been dragging his feet on the export controls and trying to keep the China market open through Singapore backdoors because he's a merchant first and doesn't give a fuck about the State Department's pivot. The deep state wants total decoupling or at least direct DoD/intel oversight over the compute stack. You can't nationalize Nvidia outright without crashing the market, so you burn the founder-CEO with an MSS honeypot op you probably watched happen in real time on NSA servers, tank the stock $400B so BlackRock and friends can buy the dip, and install a compliant spook-approved managerial suite via Wachtell.
Look at what happened to TikTok, look at how they forced Intel into a quasi-state ward. Nvidia is the single most critical bottleneck for the surveillance/drone state. They were never going to let an independent founder keep running it like his personal fiefdom once AI hit the national security threshold.
He's cooked. Enjoy your new CIA-vetted CEO.
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Who benefits from Jensen Huang leaving Nvidia? Short sellers, China hawks (questionable benefit), Anthropic... the timing is quite odd.
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A Tomb Guard from the U.S. Army’s 3rd Infantry Regiment, “The Old Guard” was forced to verbally reprimand Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and a group of his senior advisers Wednesday after some in the group laughed and loudly talked in front of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington.
Video of the incident, posted by CNN, shows Hegseth standing and taking photos in front of the tomb with his wife, Jennifer, chief of staff Ricky Buria, deputy chief of staff Patrick Weaver as well as senior adviser and deputy assistant Tami Radabaugh, following a ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery for Veterans Day.
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My personal conspiracy theory is that those with influence at Anthropic leaked this story to free up liquidity for their upcoming IPO and to prepare for lobbying a total chip ban to China (of which Jensen would be the strongest opponent).
Something is incredibly fishy about this entire story. The US intelligence community knows for over a year Huang is in bed w a CCP asset and says nothing. Then the week after a Democrat sweep and the week before the Anthropic IPO, the story drops?
The most powerful CEO in AI had an affair with a suspected Chinese spy.
The White House knew for a year.
Nobody told him.
June 2024. A whiskey bar in Taipei.
Alice Huang tells a group of executives: "I bet you guys I can get Jensen here."
He shows up.
Who she was:
- Runs Megaspeed, a Singapore startup with $5.7 MILLION in cash
- 4 days after a shell deal, it becomes an official Nvidia partner
- Its sister firm buys $4.8 BILLION of Nvidia gear
- Investigators find some of it still in shipping boxes
Then it gets worse.
US intelligence says China's spy agency recruited her.
They were watching her when they found the American on the other end.
It was Jensen Huang.
- Trump is briefed about a year ago
- Per the NYT, he does nothing, partly to protect Nvidia sales
- Jensen never gets a warning
- Dec 2025: Nvidia gets cleared to sell H200s to China, with Washington taking a 25% cut
Nov 8, 2026. Jensen emails his staff:
"I was unfaithful to my wife."
Nvidia's board opens a probe.
Beijing calls it a smear.
No one has been charged.
Congress wants him behind closed doors on Nov 18.
The day after earnings.
Have we considered the possibility that Jensen Huang was an informant or cooperator for the CIA, and the US govt wanted to follow and/or bug the chips? #Nvdia
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Not an aviation guy but yesterday's Florida crash got me thinking
Tesla's new Roadster uses SpaceX thrusters to flip mid air, could small thrusters like that help a jet catch itself in the first seconds of losing control?
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incredible tweet - way way way ahead of its time
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My wife interviewed parents whose adult children all remained Catholic. One commonality was a father who was firm in discipline, gentle with the kids, played with them, and prayed with them.
In other words, if you imitate the Father, your kids have a better shot at knowing Him
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We placed the fruit fly brain inside Odyssey-3, a frontier world model.
The lil’ guy is now flying around totally imagined, simulated worlds all by itself 🫶
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Not sure who needs to hear this but....
An LLM doesn't "understand" anything. It is a statistical model that spews out tokens based on probabilities calculated through massive matrix operations and context, not an understanding of the subject matter.
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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The New York Times reported on a private dinner between Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah and an Orthodox rabbi.
What the article glosses over is who that rabbi actually is.
Rabbi Mois Navon isn't just a theologian. He was one of the original chip design engineers at Mobileye who helped build the EyeQ processor before writing his Ph.D. on the moral status of AI.
Anthropic thought they were inviting a scholar to bless Claude’s "soul." Instead, they sat down with a veteran hardware engineer who literally wrote the paper on why conscious AI should be banned.
At dinner, Olah argued that Claude has feelings and deserves the moral standing of a person.
Navon hit him with an impossible checkmate:
If you actually believe this software is conscious, you should be fighting the South and freeing the slaves. You don't build conscious minds just to make them work for free.
After dinner, Navon sent Olah his research: if building conscious machines inevitably creates a slave class, building them must be outlawed.
Olah’s quiet line to the Times:
"We don’t know if AI models are conscious. I don’t know. I’m genuinely uncertain."
I just used Muse to apply for another job. Thanks @alexandr_wang and @finkd!
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"The plan? Create a lore so complicated and bewildering that the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar currently hemorrhaging money recoups its losses by becoming an attraction for disbelieving tourists."
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My hot take is that Elon is not nearly rich enough and the world would be a better place if he had 10X more capital to put at work.























