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Atlanta, GA
Joined May 2010
I never thought we would live in an episode of Designated Survivor but here we are.
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I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
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the way rufus sewell explains heated rivalry here? i love an actor that GETS it
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Here it is: the link for the election night livestream. It’ll go live at 5:30pm Tuesday and we’ll go nonstop through the night. Truly hope you’ll come along for the ride - and please help spread the word and share with others! youtube.com/live/b043z24ErQk youtube.com/live/b043z24ErQk
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Patrick Stewart as gay opera director Alistair Burke in one of my favourite scenes in Frasier. Rest in Peace
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“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” -Mark Twain
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The clocks go back this weekend. Hopefully to a time when Barack Obama was still president.
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Not voting isn’t revolutionary, edgy or cool. It’s cowardly, lazy, privileged and stupid.
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Solo trip this, solo trip that. Have YOU taken a trip to the polls to vote in these mid-term elections?! That’s what matters right now.
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North Carolina!! If you voted by mail, go to vote.org/ballot-tracker-tool… to track whether your ballot was rejected over minor technical issues. If it was, you can still vote in person!
🚨BREAKING: Thousands of North Carolina midterm ballots are set to be rejected over minor technical issues after a federal court upheld strict new Republican-backed rules for mail voters, according to data shared exclusively with Democracy Docket. democracydocket.com/news-ale…
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Why are coffee shops only a daytime thing? I genuinely wish there were coffee shops open until midnight where people could hang out, meet strangers, play board games, and have actual conversations. Basically the social atmosphere of a bar, but without the alcohol, loud music, or drunk people. Is that too much to ask?
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I do believe there are chores you do before a shower & chores you do after a shower.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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I don’t mind being single. But sometimes I see a couple casually doing grocery shopping together and think, oh, that looks nice.
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Companies always give away coffee tumblers as promo gifts. Nobody needs another tumbler. Everybody has too many. What businesses should be giving away is chip clips. Everybody needs an extra chip clip. This is an important tweet.
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Crazy rich asians will forever be one of my favorite movies.
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As a single person who lives alone, I want a reverse bulk store. Instead of everything being sold in bulk, give me single servings at reasonable prices. Half a loaf of bread. Cake mix for 6 cupcakes. Spinach I can finish before it liquefies in the crisper drawer.
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Dear Apple, Leave my brightness level wherever tf I put it. Thank you.
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I personally dgaf if a tweet I liked 4 days ago has a community note now plz stop dming me
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The heartwarming world of Charlie Brown
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i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct
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