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Parshva retweeted
The reason why you are addicted to twitter is because you don’t have anyone to talk to
Parshva retweeted
Give Jensen an offer which he cannot refuse @AshwiniVaishnaw
Parshva retweeted
There’s a moment after turning off a loud fan when you realize your entire room has been shouting at you for three hours.
Behere k saath thodi doosri takleef bhi lagti hai iss bhai kko
Brilliant thread. But Bharat is not like rest of the world.
Most Bharatiyas can't fucking tell the difference between history and mythology.
Educated doctors and engineers believe Rana Pratap weilded 70 kg spears and 25 kg swords. Scientists sprinkle cow piss in their homes, *in all four corners because it's important*.
Bharat is mental retardation at global scale. A scale world has never seen before.
I bet if you genuinely measured Bharatiya brains over 50% would come out to be technically mentally challenged.
And this number would be bigger than the population of the ENTIRE world about a 200 years ago.
Not their fault though (at least not of most people). It's how Bharatiyas (basically the educated Savarnas) have evolved (devolved is a better word) their society, religion and country.
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Parshva retweeted
You live a normal life without a printer in your home but one day every 2 and a half years you need a printer
Vedaant Barjatya
If Indians start eating more protein, we can achieve a lot more: R Madhavan's swimmer son Vedaant
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-via inshorts
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Parshva retweeted
Dear @GiorgiaMeloni,
Mahua Moitra was expelled from the Lok Sabha after the House accepted the Ethics Committee's findings that she had shared her Parliament Members' Portal login credentials with an unauthorized person, conduct the committee described as "unethical" and "contempt of the House."
Her record as a parliamentarian has been the subject of serious ethical scrutiny.
Thank You
Also @GiorgiaMeloni please do ask your visiting friend how he likes this brand of candy… love to you from an Indian MP
