OFFICIAL STATEMENT FOR MY FOLLOWERS; Keep your hamsters away from me. Interact with me, I will follow back. No bigots please. Kindness is MANDATORY. You will have my support. Always adhere to NO CATS policy. Follow COTFE OFFICIAL rules please Blessed is the Forgiving Eagle

Umm, as if you need MORE proof @PastorAlexLove

Ffs. Is this why you asked @PastorAlexLove ? Are they not banned this month?

It’s worse than we thought @PastorAlexLove

Good news @PastorAlexLove! Our hair-growth experiment is a go! The weight-loss part not so much but hey-ho

Spotted at Croydon University Hospital @PastorAlexLove

I made this one especially for you @PastorAlexLove

As God intended @PastorAlexLove

Now I know this wasn’t aimed at you @PastorAlexLove

Blessed is the forgiving eagle @PastorAlexLove

I’m calling him @PastorAlexLove

We’ve hung your artwork in the Great Hall but we’re not sure what the placard should say?⁦@PastorAlexLove⁩

⁦@PastorAlexLove⁩ the science division messed up again.

FFS @PastorAlexLove what the HELL am I meant to do with all these?

⁦@PastorAlexLove⁩ is this the Arthur that ate his owner? 😢

⁦@PastorAlexLove⁩

I’ve still got your heroes mug @PastorAlexLove Shall I send it to yours?

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⁦@PastorAlexLove⁩ I’m so confused. Please can you explain this. In simple terms.

⁦@PastorAlexLove⁩ they may have found your secret stash 🤪