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Job application: 'Do NOT use AI during this process.' The interview: conducted by AI. I am the cardboard box in this picture.
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Adulthood: picking up the ice cube instead of kicking it under the fridge, because you know exactly whose socks are getting wet later.
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If you are rocking this eye gouge of a haircut and aren’t my Aunt Tilly from Abilene, kick rocks, dude.
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"I could sell ice to an Eskimo" is no longer considered a politically correct expression, but seriously, what the hell, man?
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We constantly see tragic reminders of how broken our American healthcare system is. Just today, I saw this Toyota Corolla forced to give birth on the side of the road.
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Meta Pathos retweeted
Pam: Bartholomew! I thought you were d-
Velveteen Rabbit: Dead? Face down in the trash bin where you left me?
Pam: Please, I –
Velveteen Rabbit: Shhhh… no more words. Close your eyes. Time for night-night.
Oh yeah, I totally remember the last time I went to Panera and casually ate half a loaf of bread stuffed with Caesar Salad, a full bag of chips, a large soup, a Strawberry Basil Lemonade Fresca, and a Southwest Chicken Ranch salad.
Seems reasonable.
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Meta Pathos retweeted
Somebody put Goodfellas audio over Skeletor and Trap Jaw and it's so perfect
(credit Mylothecat)
ICM QUALITY MIX - Vol.28 HOMEBODY imgur.com/gallery/icm-qualit… via @imgur
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ICM QUALITY MIX - Vol.07 PINSTRIPES imgur.com/gallery/icm-qualit… via @imgur
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ICM QUALITY MIX - Vol.06 HERE COMES THE BOOM imgur.com/gallery/icm-qualit… via @imgur
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ICM QUALITY MIX - Vol.02 SURFING SAFARI imgur.com/gallery/icm-qualit… via @imgur
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