You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Liverpool, England
Joined April 2012
its actually quite refreshing to have a PM whose embarrassing history involves raising money for charity, rather than burning £50 notes in front of homeless people and shagging pigs...
Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast The PM said on TV show 'Gogglebox' for Stand Up To Cancer he has a "clang of anxiety" when discussing dancing - after taking part in a charity event for the Rob Burrow centre for MND bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm3w…
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Dear @andyburnham, now do people who won't shut up at gigs
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Good morning @ITV I watch @GMB every morning and I particularly enjoy the debates from both sides of the political spectrum….. but can I ask why this morning Ranveer Singh seems to be the only person, presenter and guest on your Show not wearing a puppy?
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Entire country is on its arse, Minority groups are under attack by a new wave of Nazism, your Bills are going up 25%, but all you get, is wall to wall "Antisemitism" & how criticism of Israel is somehow worse than The genocide they're guilty of. Aren't you all fucking tired?!
BREAKING: A landmark government report is set to reveal the vast scale of antisemitism in English schools and colleges, Sky News can exclusively reveal. The report, written by former schools inspector Sir David Bell, will on Wednesday set out 27 recommendations to create change.
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In series 1 of Bullseye, on the prize board, Jim would announce a funny ‘bad’ prize if it went in the wrong segment - “You’ve won DIY brain surgery” or “A trip to resurface the M6”. But nothing can prepare you for this gem #itwasadifferenttime
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If Manchester wants to do something good for once, someone should open a lunch place that only sells leftover chilli and bolognese that was made for tea the night before
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Did Paddy Pimblett care about Trent Alexander Arnold’s mental health when he called him a ‘lizard’ and a ‘rat’? Just wondering?
Every 90 minutes, someone in the UK takes their own life. Mental health doesn’t discriminate. Paddy Pimblett, Chris Kirkland, Mark and Paul talk through their experience with mental health and the importance of speaking out ❤️ #WorldMentalHealthDay
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Arise Sir Kev. Sir Kevin Sinfield has officially received his knighthood from Prince William in a ceremony at Windsor Castle. He was recognised for his career in rugby league and raising more than £13m for charities tackling motor neurone disease bbc.co.uk/news/videos/ckg4xn…
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“We have irrefutable evidence that proves our innocence” “May we see it?” “No”
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gig etiquette is in the toilet though. it didn’t matter where i stood i was stuck next to cunts having a convo at full volume to the point where i could barely hear the band. i just don’t get this thing of going to a gig and proceeding to talk all the way through it. cunts.
saw swim deep tonight! hadn’t heard much from them other than one song i liked 8 years ago when i was at uni but they were great, fantastic sound and band.
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This piece, and much more, in the @ObserverUK sport section this week, including one of my favourite covers we’ve done
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After the Adolescence series was released last year the government wanted to introduce Anti-Misogyny Lessons in schs as part of PHSE. A section of the media & politicians kicked against it stating it teaches Boys that they are the problem. Lets begin there.
‘I don’t know where to begin…’ Shelagh Fogarty reacts to the sentencing of a 14-year-old boy who stabbed a girl multiple times after she rejected his advances.
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“Ed Sheeran has been a long standing supporter of Ukraine. Say what you want about Ed but he’s always been a passionate advocate of causes that are allowed.” holy fucking shit.
The view from there: SNL UK's "Weekend Update" tackles Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour.
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it's funny that if she didn't try to cut her off, those words would've been delivered to a group of teenagers and their families, but because she needed to be a fascist Karen, now everyone can see them
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Update on this: the woman in this video has been doxxed by the pink ladies and Tommy Robinson after their address was shared by a villager. So everything she said about being 'othered' for having a minority view was 100% true
"It's really upsetting - it's always been the most amazingly peaceful place to live and we've never experienced the level of overt racism that we’re witnessing" Rachel, a Piddington resident, expresses her concern at some of the arguments made in opposition to plans for a nearby disused MoD base to house 1200 male asylum seekers. #Newsnight
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It seems pretty insane that we've had two years now of ongoing pogroms, people trying to burn hotels down, obstructing ports and now shutting down lifeboats and none of their organisations have been prescribed. Just the grannies holding signs.
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Throw paint at a plane and you're looking at 20 years on terrorism charges. Close down a lifeboat station and what?
🚨 NEW: RNLI has now temporarily closed its Portsmouth station after staff and volunteers faced "physical abuse" and doxing over bringing migrants ashore
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They’re calling it the greatest 3 frame run ever
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this feels too important to get lost
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