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>be Lula
>get convicted of corruption
>get sentenced to 12 years
>get released by the STF on procedural errors
>never actually acquitted lmao
>beat Jair Bolsonaro in 2022
>Jair gets thrown into jail over an alleged coup attempt
>Congress votes to cut his sentence
>Lula vetoes it
>four years later, face his son
>during a debate, threaten to also lock him up if he loses the election
>election day
>former private lawyer, now STF judge, extends voting by 2 hours nationwide
>request came from Lula's own coalition
>win by 4 million votes in a runoff with no paper trail
>next day, Moraes orders the losing candidate to surrender his passports
>victory speech: "we're going to regulate social media"
>"democracy" lmao
>RIP Brazil
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from what I gather democracy is mostly about sending money to Israel
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My stomach is mostly perfect but I’m gonna take the Nazi poop capsule just to be that much closer to Hitler.
They pulled a bacterium out of a German soldier's shit in 1917.
In 2004 it MATCHED the gold standard ulcerative colitis drug.
Hitler took it. And it's E. coli.
327 patients. Double blind. 12 months. Relapse: 36.4% on the bacterium, 33.9% on the drug. (PMID: 15479682)
The soldier was the only man in his trench not getting dysentery. A doctor cultured what was in him. Every capsule sold since descends from that one sample.
Hitler took it for stomach cramps in 1936. Worked. That's how his doctor got the job, the one who later had him on daily meth lol
It doesn't help you by fermenting. It takes the territory: microcins, iron competition, hBD-2 via TLR5, tight junction proteins. Starves what's living there and moves in.
You'll NEVER see this in a probiotic ad lmao
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"Muh Banned Books" may very well be the greatest academic larp in the history of mankind.
Bring up something in HS like The Bell Curve when a teacher is larping about how your required reading is actually a "banned book", and you would find yourself suspended at best.
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Who killed the Christians?
And why is "massacre" in quotes?
More than 60 Christians killed in Ethiopia 'massacre', church official says bbc.in/4e11nug
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The Soviet Union once single handedly drove several whale species to the brink of extinction because murdering them pointlessly was the best way to fulfil the fishing quotas set by communist bureaucrats in metric tonnes.
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collecting these and putting them in sleeves like rare trading cards
Some U.S. bartenders are handing intoxicated customers discreet ‘you’re cut off’ cards instead of announcing it in front of everyone.
The cards reportedly tell customers to ‘leave quietly and no one will know.’
[H/T: hidden.ny]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Will you guys ever make an original/not outdated post
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"You can only hug mommy with consent."
This is enraging.
In the 1950s, Harry Harlow set up an experiment with monkeys and two surrogate mothers: one made out of cloth and one made out of wire.
The monkey with a wire mother and no physical comfort became an autistic freak.
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Being asked if you like Stroheim is a litmus test for if you're a real jojo fan or a poser btw
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The grift is complete.
1. Follow the coach and the director around, yell at them, run on the field every time your kid gets subbed.
2. Get cops called on you for acting unruly.
3. Make up fake story.
4. Profit $40,000.
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Yelling “I can’t believe gay guys are into this shit huh!” to the doctor giving me my prostate exam trying to distract from the furious torrent of cum shooting out of my body
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A mate of mine is an electrician and he flat out refuses to do any work for Indians now.
He’s says he’s fed up agreeing a price with them for a job then after the work is done they argue over the invoice.
