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Returning video tapes..in Rome
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Here we are again...I follow you, but some of your followers really are fucking halfwit inbred low IQ morons, who I would not piss on if they were on fire, who'll go along with whatever they're told is good by the media, these mouth breathers would even be useless as speed-bumps.
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Even the recorder said “hold my sheet music” 😭🎵
This guy took the plastic flute we all tortured in elementary school and turned it into Dire Straits’ “Sultans of Swing.”
Zero shame. 100% talent. The flute has entered therapy and may never recover.
Who else is shook by this?!
#SultansOfSwing
Literally fuck 2026.
#BREAKING Australian entertainer Jamie Dunn has died, leaving behind the legacy of beloved puppet character Agro who captivated children nationwide in the 1990s. 😢
Details: bit.ly/4b0Evsg
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A golden retriever named Bronson, who passed from bone cancer, donated his wheelchair to a dog named Brue who is battling the same cancer and recently became paralyzed. Brue got used to it very quickly, and now she's running for both of them. 14/10 for all
Look at these fucking idiots...
Police are investigating a prejudice-motivated incident that occurred in Kensington earlier this month. It's understood an unknown male, who was jogging in JJ Holland Park yelled an offensive slur at a 34-year-old man on Friday, 2 January.
More details: police.vic.gov.au/police-inv…
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
He is a good boy
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What.The.Actual.Fuck?
Your HIV status is no barrier to service.
This #WorldAIDSDay, the UK is proud to become the first @NATO nation to open up every single role in our Armed Forces to people living with HIV on treatment – meaning they cannot pass the virus on.
@THTorguk
Finally some good news.
‼️ Julie Inman Grant to Step Down After a Decade of Expanding Censorship
Via @ausvstheagenda, see first comment
Julie Inman Grant has announced her decision to leave her position as Australia's eSafety Commissioner after nearly ten years in charge. She cited personal reasons, including the strain of public attacks and online hostility toward her and her family.
During her tenure, she positioned herself as a pioneer in online safety and claimed her work was vital to protecting vulnerable people. In reality, her time in office became one of the most divisive periods in Australian digital policy. Under her leadership, the eSafety Commission grew from a small regulatory office into one of the most powerful speech-policing agencies in the democratic world.
Her office gained authority to compel the removal of online material, enforce compliance on global platforms, and determine what Australians can legally view or share.
Supporters described her as determined and resilient, while critics accused her of overreach and of turning safety laws into tools of censorship.
Inman Grant departs just as the government advances plans for a national social media age restriction, a policy she strongly promoted. She views it as a cornerstone of her legacy, while many Australians see it as another step toward controlling public discourse under the banner of protection.
Her decade in office has left a lasting mark on Australia's online environment. What began as a promise to make the internet safer ended as a warning of what happens when power is handed to those who believe their moral authority outweighs the public's right to speak freely.
Nothing to see here...just some legend's, covering a another legend's, legendary song.
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