@TriciaWhitaker Ask BA not to spoil #WWE #SummerSlam night 1 during today’s @RaysBaseball game

@RaysBaseball Please tell Brian Anderson to NOT spoil night 1 #SummerSlam today!

At least you don’t live on Candy Apple Island.

Wow! Just piss directly on the constitution next time!

Go against him in what? Gay sex?

May I please have some of the many trillions? No? Just you again? Darn it. Maybe next trillion.

Then look at it and see if it’s him or not

Can I cut the out patches of it to sew onto my leather jacket?

Agreed. And because they’re dumb kids and need to play outside

Why Trump wants Greenland: “I need an easy victory right away to assert my dominance in my new role as leader… Let me see… I’ll kick over that kindergartener in a wheelchair.”

Ya, Soto is gonna be lucky to even afford an apartment in queens.

Equivocating racism and atheism is tremendous... Racist: "I hate brown people!" Atheist: "Oh ya? Well I am just as bad because I... don't believe in magic!" Racist: "I'll lynch anyone a shade darker than Conor McGregor!" Atheist: "Ok well if you need me I'll be at the library!"

Since atheism = racism, does that mean we can finally get an atheist president? Maybe move the needle toward sanity a little? And an atheist version of Mitch McConnell blocking Xtian Supreme Court justices? What's the problem again?

And all this time I thought it was Libertarian Girl.

We're literally already doing all 10 of those now, thanks to the... wait for it... DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION!!!

"You're fired! Hey I said an apprentice word! (Jizzes in trousers)"

Thanks for explaining the word poor to me, a word I already know well because I'm a teacher and currently earn "unsatisfactory" money...

Ah those good old non tax paying churches finally decided to lend a hand... cool. Coulda just paid taxes and funded all sort of good with the 80 billion in tax money that they don't pay each year but hey, gotta have discretionary cover up money.

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps toots. Or did you want a free hand out?

Ya, they're following the old testament to a T. Eye for an eye, murder the gays, don't eat pork, rape all you want, etc.