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PerfectHarbinger

@PerfectHarb

29yr old nerd who channels his trauma into writing and trying to be funny. (He/Him, Bi, Aussie). 18+ due to NSFW retweets and replies.

 Victoria, Australia
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Joined January 2012
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The Four Horsemen of the Adultery Apocalypse: #kingdon #samguel #jancy #olitz
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I'm fully convinced the next Game Awards is ending with him bringing a stool and some rope on stage.
Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley) profile pictureGeoff Keighley
@geoffkeighley10h
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MADNICE@djmadniceNov 7
Probably the wrong person to put in charge of your military IT security
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aeros@SHATT3R3DGL4SSNov 6
absolutely DESPISING your oomf’s favorite character
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Just finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 for the very first time.
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Great news for the LGBT community 🥹
Yellowjackets (@yellowjackets96) profile pictureYellowjackets
@yellowjackets96Nov 4
Do not adjust your screens. The #Yellowjackets Season 4 official trailer is coming tomorrow.
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Preachers son vs town outcast who took his virginity when she snuck into his room late one summer night 🥰
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Half of my For You page is currently dedicated to left-wing boobs and ass. Americans, you and I have had our issues (Mainly me having issues with you), but we are comrades tonight.
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keaton🫍@KeatonPotat0esNov 4
you’ll never guess what happens at elections in australia
mitra (@mitrajoy_) profile picturemitra
@mitrajoy_Nov 3
instead of a sticker you should get a hot dog when you vote
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Update on my playthrough of Expedition 33: I just defeated Simon, The Divergent Star. 2 days, over 70 attempts, but it is done. Most stressed I've been all year.
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Unblocked you real quick just to say "Get fucked". Enjoy the next two years, you spineless loser 👍
RazörFist (@RazorFist) profile pictureRazörFist
@RazorFistNov 3
Ambiguous about the candidates? Clueless about ballot measures? Confused by all the judges? Use Razör's simple solution: 1) Go to Blue Voter Guide 2) Input address 3) Vote for the OPPOSITE of everyone they endorse! Godspeed this Midterm!
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Me watching the midterms from Melbourne, Australia 🌊
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I have no tangible stakes in the midterms, as I am not American, but something making Asmongold suffer immediately makes it a good thing.
Hasanabi Productions (fan account) (@HasanabiProd) profile pictureHasanabi Productions (fan account)
@HasanabiProdNov 4
Currently checking in on the MAGA streamers rn and they're not having a good time 😭 meanwhile Hasan:
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 3
Sir Ian McKellen lead a musical tribute for the late Sir Patrick Stewart yesterday in London.
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Am I crazy for saying Perlah is the most underrated character of the show? It's crazy how much charm and heart she brings to the story while being in the background or having barely any dialogue 70% of the time. #ThePitt
lia (@t3nmartha) profile picturelia@t3nmarthaNov 1
the way perlah is gently stroking mel's shoulder 🥹
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There isn't a day that goes by where I'm not glad I pulled away from the right-wing content creators, and MAGA Youtubers, that I used to call myself a fan of. The relief I felt after casting every one of those parasites aside was indescribable.
Sheev Talks || The Andor video arc (@SheevTalks) profile pictureSheev Talks || The Andor video arc@SheevTalksNov 1
This is the average experience of the white male who starts slipping down the alt-right pipeline but actually stops to think about it for more than 4 seconds
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Razorfist. Shoe0nhead. Blaire White. Sargon of Akkad. Styxhexenhammer. Joe Rogan. Many more, I'm sure. All of them can fucking rot. I'd spit on their shoes if I could.
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