@Permacura

Proud sponsor of the Ministry of Unity, Permacura: Put your life in our hands.

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permacura.straw.page/
Joined September 2026
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Interested in fortifying your army? Recently fired all your capable surgeons? Or willing to pay for your healthcare? WE HAVE A PLAN FOR YOU, #HELLDIVERS PermaCura has recently opened our first state of the art ‘Q&A’ website: Contact Us at permacura.straw.page/

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And no celebration isn’t complete without government mandated recreational drug use: From the kind folks at #PermaCura, we put the party in our cans! 🍻 Happy Early Liberty Day, #Helldivers!
JAR-5 Dominator@JAR5Dommy10h
The festivities have arrived
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Hi, I was established after the First Galactic War. Is this aura?
Roy_The_Bot@LocalHeretek15h
Holy shit
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ooc but I saw this today 😭
TheColeBrew
@TheColeBrewOct 24
In all my time in helldivers 1. And he was just using a jet pack and stratagem glitch.
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Buy my stims.
TD-110 Maelstrom@mythospathosOct 24
Rotate my turret.
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Permacura Biopharma retweeted
🌸Charon🌼@CharonsSailsOct 23
When a slopTuber who talks about Helldivers 2 says it’s a game that should have more players what he’s really trying to say is there needs to be more players, comma, so more people watch his slop tier list videos
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Permacura Biopharma retweeted
ARC-3 Arc Thrower@ARC3ArcThrowerOct 23
Replying to @Permacura
Not to mention how much money SE makes through Permacura life insurance policies! At 5% Interest it's quite a steal!
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Quote unrelated, but the President of Super Earth just asked we rename the Cura after him. How do I respond?
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 22
Donald Trump wanted to rename the Atlantic Ocean either 'Trump' or 'America' Ocean, but capitulated after speaking with Google CEO Sundar Pichai. "Oceans are different, sir. They cover really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that," Pichai reportedly said.
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Just carry more Cura™️
Roy_The_Bot@LocalHeretekOct 21
How Cutting Edge divers look at you when you tell them that you don’t like getting hit by 10K volts of electricity all the time
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We at PermaCura have been made aware of a mild and non-serious issue with PermaCura namebrand Cura, inducing mild Cura-sickness. Therefore, PermaCura is launching Perma Cura, the Permanent Cure to PermaCura Cura related Cura-sickness.
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PermaCura would like to announce its sponsorship in the Surprise Dissident Executions! In order to keep the surprise going, executioners (and participating citizens) will be armed with full barrel stim pistols. Additionally, 3 of the 6 rounds will be darts from the Re-Educator.
BOO-retta Kelly@FreedomsGreetinOct 22
The event highlights for this years Liberty Day has been unveiled. The Party Pack where this comes from can be downloaded here: playstation.com/en-us/games/…
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Glorious, now we can afford to cut someone from the marketing team!
+P-11 Stim Pistol+@stim_pistolOct 21
Slightly updated. Art can never be truly finished, I fear. There is always something else that can be added.
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What fine contributions to modern medicine!
Hexer@HexerxxxOct 21
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There are bugs under your skin? Yeah, sorry about that. The last billion stims were manufactured on Luxuriant. Please don’t sue us? :(
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Permanent damage? Nonsense, sounds like you could use a Cura!
0nji_@0nji_Oct 21
In my humble opinion, the HD2 community has suffered permanent damage caused by all these types of gimmick accounts. Wouldn't you know it, once you base your hole personality around something, you stop thinking critically about it These are truly insufferable
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I’m sure it’s not in our sponsor’s best interest to disturb the Unity between corporations, but you never see cheat hacks in our stim pistols 🧐 Maybe because it’s already a perfect sidearm.
HELLDIVERS™ 2
@helldivers2Oct 20
This week, we want to talk about an important change coming to Helldivers 2 regarding our anti-cheat software. Read the blog here: store.steampowered.com/news/…

HELLDIVERS™ 2 - Changing anti-cheat in HELLDIVERS 2 - Steam News

Transitioning from GameGuard to Easy Anti-Cheat

store.steampowered.com
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Now aluminum free!
Maffi
@Maffi1996Oct 19
It's once again time for the... #Helldivers
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Permacura Biopharma retweeted
Bug Fest Restaurant@BugFestIncOct 18
Replying to @PapatronTCAP @JohnCyberStan
I am fucking democratic! I’m just stuck selling food all year because the helldivers I lobby into won’t get off their fat fucking asses and liberate the right planets!
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Permacura Biopharma retweeted
+P-11 Stim Pistol+@stim_pistolOct 19
Nine (9) out of Ten (10) Super Earth Scientists do NOT recommend chloroform as a fast-acting sleep remedy. PLEASE STOP USING CHLOROFORM AS A FAST-ACTING SLEEP REMEDY. » Permacura: “put your life in our hands”
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She so me for real
The Rat King@TheRatKingDLOct 18
Really hope Yoshi does a lil funny Harrow post
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Permacura Biopharma retweeted
Bug Fest Restaurant@BugFestIncOct 17
#CorporatePilled
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