Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis) header
Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis) profile picture

Pronouns: ♂︎ Home: ✶✶✶✶ Roughly one-half of the @SigInterruption team.

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2008
Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)Photo by Non-Hodgkins Menards (@PersonalBeavis)
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
every man secretly believes a honeypot spy would actually fall in love with them and abandon the mission
3
178
7
1,192
14,555
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
It's already been forgotten but like two weeks ago this lady tried to pretend that the DSA mailed her anthrax lol
Michigan is at the center of the blue tsunami! Watch my interview with CNN’s Dana Bash, where I share my plan to work together with all of my colleagues to deliver for the American people.
40
1,116
9
9,366
109,042
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
Abdul El-Sayed Has Heated Exchange With Sky News Reporter: 'I Absolutely Do Not Care What You Think or the Questions You Ask' variety.com/2026/tv/global/a…
58
37
19
698
92,225
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
190
13,064
248
163,858
2,675,836
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
1,799
42,608
1,708
580,973
8,909,281
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
3,331
40,909
2,961
352,197
5,913,653
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.
57
8,011
26
114,650
1,106,582
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
3,440
19,465
5,561
206,214
20,431,564
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
people say the dems aren't good at winning elections, but look at them now! all it took was a warmongering pedophile who turned all the food into expensive diarrhea poison
16
1,164
12
20,106
231,143
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
they're going to give the covid conscious lesbian bar a retroactive PPP grant
18
2,213
37
37,345
596,931
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
Goodbye, Greg Abbott..
181
3,309
105
32,229
779,932
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
No, my knight is also named Bort.
A depiction of the Knights of the Round Table from Arthurian legend, receiving a vision of the Holy Grail. (Evrard d'Espinques, from folio 610v in Bibliothèque Nationale de France)
25
494
5
6,601
90,328
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
68
3,330
15
76,547
941,125
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
If The Atlantic magazine is doing guilt by association, here's a pic of its owner, Laurene Powell Jobs, with Ghislaine Maxwell.
In Defense of Guilt by Association: Judging people by the company they keep is actually a very good determinant of their character. Latest me, for @theatlantic: theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
170
8,613
189
70,916
1,995,924
My dear brother William @willmenaker Today, we did not send you an ordinary message of gratitude. Instead, we decided to write our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself. The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction, because your voice has never been merely distant words to us. Here, your voice has become water for thirsty children, bread for hungry families, and meals for people exhausted by hunger. The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives. When the children saw the mural, we told them: “This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring you water and bread.” This is not simply a portrait on a shattered wall. It is a message from Gaza to you: You did not witness our suffering and remain silent. You helped the world see and hear us. Because of you, our team has been able to give thousands of families a measure of hope and life. From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: thank you, brother. You have become part of the story of this place, and your impact will remain engraved in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day. 🤍 Support Project Mohammed directly: chuffed.org/project/171225
62
696
82
10,099
467,252
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
The same people who insist you are supposed to think Hasan Piker is the literal devil invite this guy to their cocktail parties and think he's cool
31
153
8
1,435
44,254
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
bruh lol
It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
5
42
4
1,879
44,194
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
I like the part of this video where the person points the loaded gun at their own face
If its big enough, all you need is one. 🔥📷 💯
136
360
10
24,504
1,816,588
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
Me: *noticing that nobody fucking likes me* it appears the political landscape has shifted once again
Oh BROTHER. The Free Press??
9
141
2,848
48,920
Non-Hodgkins Menards retweeted
Think a lot about how much this Veep scene is just the median Republican now
4
145
3
2,716
86,487