Ex NHS. Comedy nerd. Cool Kid, Podcat & Pappyβs Neighbour. Injured runner. FPL maverick. All bigots & tinfoil-hatters blocked.
Yorkshire and The Humber, England
Joined December 2011
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Can I just get this out there in plenty of time? Please can Michael Gove never become #PrimeMinister? Thankyou.
Hi Team@AsdaServiceTeam. Canβt tell you how bad my kitchen smells just now π¬Thought itβd still be ok but itβs very off. Could you help me arrange a refund please? Thanks π
Happy Festivus one and all. First one without Jerry Stiller which is so sad. There will be a one minute silence before The Feats of Strength in his honour. #Festivus #serenitynow #nobagel #airingOfGrievances #jerrystiller #Seinfeld
I donβt know anyone more relentlessly optimistic and βglass half fullβ than my other half. Following todayβs PM conference about border closures, he said βthatβs it then, weβre totally screwedβ. Bleak times. #Covid19UK #COVID20 #PrimeMinister #dover #Kent
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Someone's replaced my passport photo with a picture of a marzipan fruitcake - I think my identity's been stollen.
Not you too Clapton π©
Van Morrison and Eric Clapton, both age 75 and at high COVID risk, collaborate on anti-lockdown track vntyfr.com/AHpzfcu
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Thinking about the hardship & sacrifices my grandparents experienced during WW2. Time to ease off the histrionics about missing one Christmas Day maybe?
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Trains packed like itβs the last train out of Saigon. Boris tried. Sadly a significant minority of the UK are selfish whiners who lack backbone & common sense. No thought for the vulnerable at all. Weβve reached peak stupidity friends.
Wondered when weβd hear about Jared.
Kushner helped create shell Trump campaign company that secretly paid family members, report says independent.co.uk/news/worldβ¦
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Twitter will now never not be the app where people go to argue with strangers and pretend they're doing it to educate or support instead of hubris and ego.
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1 more week until all the "boy done good", "my entire world", "he's been", "I said yes!" and all the Michael Kors bag photos
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Everyone ringing jingle bells at 6pm on Christmas Eve - magical! Mary from Harrogate came up with the idea, what a lady! Bells on sale with cash going to help vulnerable local kids hereβ‘οΈbit.ly/3qvuc7R Bring on that Christmas spirit!π₯°Locally supported by @thirskschool
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We barely recognise them these days! βοΈπ @itvchase
Even though I agree with what Tom Cruise said, his point was completely lost by yelling. Thereβs never a need or an excuse. Iβve never paid heed to anyone who has ever yelled at me, teachers included. When you yell youβve lost control and look ridiculous.
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Thank you Andy @marktgardleeds for delivering my first fruit & veg box. Everything I usually use and lots more beside for Β£15! Seasonal, local & terrific quality. V happy customer. Thanks π€©
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Sorry to come across as a Scrooge, but as an oncologist who is on a #COVID19 ward rota to help out our amazing acute medicine colleagues, I think it crucial to publicly state the Christmas relaxation of public health measures is a very bad policy mistake. It will cost many lives
This doesnβt even include all the Patreon episodes. Thankyou @Pappystweet for making me laugh every single day of the whole pandemic.
