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Peter Colombini

@PeterColombini

Made in America 🇺🇸

 St. Louis
Joined November 2011
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I refuse to trust the Academy until Nicolas Cage gets an Oscar for National Treasure
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The Chiefs would sign Osama Bin Laden if he ran a 4.3
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdayOct 28
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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@BattleRapBumOct 28
yall ain’t real brewers fans if you don’t know who this is
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Baseball has things called "ghost runners" but they don't appear in October, even though it's the spookiest of all months
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Dani Wexelman@DaniWexOct 27
Me after three espresso martinis
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Brian Kirschner
@BrianKirschner_Oct 27
how bros be watching the first 5 hour episode of the internet invitational
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Nosebleed Gambling
@GamblingNBSOct 24
Me adding more legs to my parlay, watching the payout increase:
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Geoff Schwartz
@geoffschwartzOct 19
I’m firmly in the camp if you have to stay awake for 36 hours before kickoff so you don’t die from a blood clot you should probably skip playing that game.
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Ass Mattford@Zarathak23Oct 15
This is cocaine to me
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@MLBONFOXOct 15
They are stunned in Dodger Stadium
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Matt@Yuncle1Oct 12
Kelly Clarkson at Target when they tell her she can’t buy one of the big red balls outside
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John Hyslop
@sloprulesOct 6
FanDuel is a book dumbass
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@CultureCraveOct 5
Americans are more likely to have placed a bet in the past year than to have read a book (via @NPR)
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Jomboy Media
@JomboyMediaOct 5
“You okay?” “Bro look at my ankle”
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Jake Kozloski
@jakozloskiOct 3
The best part of being married is getting to say "let me check with my wife" about something you personally have absolutely no intention of doing.
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Will Keys@GuillermoLlavesOct 3
Sad news: I’ve been fired by the Portland Trail Blazers for typing 58008 into a calculator and holding it upside down in 2009
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Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.
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Bunkie Perkins@BunkiePerkinsOct 3
We gotta have more golf tournaments where the options are win or enlist in the military
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Cardinals Talk
@theredbird_wayOct 1
Pete Crow-Armstrong went OFF in the 2026 Postseason: 0-7 ‼️ 4 K’s😤 1 BB🔥 .000 AVG😮‍💨 0 RBI✅ 0 R🤝 Generational. We are all witnesses.
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JBIF Stupid Town ™@johnrabeSep 29
I’m telling you, you don’t want your team to hire that ex-player you loved as the manager. This is how it eventually ends.
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@BaseballBrosSep 28
An absolutely surreal moment as the Mariners force Dan Wilson to announce his own firing
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Sep 28
instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads
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East Village Guy
@eastvillageguySep 27
I hate Lemu Emu, and I don’t particularly care for Doug either
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