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Peter Mehlman

@PeterMehlman

Writer: SEINFELD ("Yada, Yada" "Shrinkage" "Double Dip" "Spongeworthy") Novelist: "#MeAsWell," Comedian

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Joined September 2009
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Since when can't you buy an election in America? Kind of disillusioning.
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I can’t believe I missed this one over the weekend. It’s very, very good. instagram.com/reel/DfKnaams_…
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@thefreeworldreport • Instagram reel

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Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) profile pictureBrian Krassenstein
@krassensteinOct 31
If Jeffrey Epstein was alive today, he would endorse the entirety of the Republican Party. This ad should play on every TV channel for the next three days. If you want answers and accountability vote Democrat.
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Amy Siskind
@Amy_SiskindOct 25
Wow she is fantastic.
News to Remember (@allchronology) profile pictureNews to Remember
@allchronologyOct 25
I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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In fairness, Witkoff thought a humanitarian is someone who eats people.
Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) profile pictureRon Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowskiOct 21
Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff to Vladimir Putin today: “You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. And I salute that. I commend you.”
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In fairness, it's possible he actually imagined people there.
George Galloway (@georgegalloway) profile pictureGeorge Galloway
@georgegallowayOct 21
Protect this cameraman at all costs
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George Galloway
@georgegallowayOct 21
Protect this cameraman at all costs
HatsOff (@HatsOffff) profile pictureHatsOff
@HatsOffffOct 21
The cameraman wasn’t going to let Trump get away with his fake wave BS
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In her place, Melanie would have sent ICE.
Billy Ray (@BillyRay5229) profile pictureBilly Ray@BillyRay5229Oct 10
Try to imagine Melania doing this...
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Stuart Elliott@stuartenytOct 7
OMG! Project Lincoln updates the famous 1964 TV ad that Lyndon Johnson used, to great effect, against Barry Goldwater. Opening b&w footage is from original, and end line echoes the end of the original.
Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) profile pictureBrian Krassenstein
@krassensteinOct 7
This is the best video I’ve ever seen. Way to go @ProjectLincoln

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187K views · 4.7K reactions | I can't stop laughing 😂 | In the Dark

187K views · 4.7K reactions | I can't stop laughing 😂 | In the Dark

I can't stop laughing 😂

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As for Trump endorsing the nuclear destruction of LA... He probably forgot that he owns a golf course in Palos Verdes.
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And killing people was the only thing America was still good at... nytimes.com/live/2026/10/01/…
Tennessee Inmate in Critical Condition After ‘Torturous’ Botched Execution, Lawyer Says

Tennessee Inmate in Critical Condition After ‘Torturous’ Botched Execution, Lawyer Says

The inmate, Christa Pike, is “alive right now” after surviving an attempt to execute her by lethal injection, her lawyer said. He called on Gov. Bill Lee to reduce her sentence to life in prison.

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@chucktoddSep 20
Chris Simms nails it.
Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) profile pictureWu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKidsSep 19
WOW had no idea Chris Simms had it in him like this 🔥….no lies detected
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Three companies that desperately need a new ad agency: DirecTV New Balance T Mobile
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Anti-abortion people don't care about saving lives. They're just worried that some people are having more fun than them.
Patriots For Life (@patriotlifeorg) profile picturePatriots For Life
@patriotlifeorgSep 2
How many more women must be endangered before we finally say enough is enough? It’s time to ban the abortion pill.

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The light fine for Kawhi implies he didn't know what was going on... which is an insult to him.
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What did God do before creating the heavens and Earth? Did he just take the longest gap year ever?
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If you're compiling a list of things destroyed by cell phones, add Starbucks. Due to mobile orders, you walk in and there are 5 baristas, all with their backs to you. In fairness, when they finally acknowledge your existence, they do scribble "Enjoy!" on your cup.
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Our next guest on "The Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy Show..."
Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) profile pictureDaily Mail Celebrity
@DailyMailCelebAug 27
Smokin' hot! Braless Heather Locklear, 64, puffs on a vape as new boyfriend Lorenzo Lamas finalizes divorce from his sixth wife trib.al/RzBxBBW
Heather Locklear, 64, goes braless and barefoot as she puffs on a vape

Heather Locklear, 64, goes braless and barefoot as she puffs on a vape

The 64-year-old Melrose Place star stepped outside of her podcast studio to hit her vape but she was not wearing any shoes and wore nothing else but a thin, strapless jumpsuit.

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What's wrong with doing it today?
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When is someone going to shout out, "You are so dumb."
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparAug 28
Trump claims he "genetically believes" in space because his uncle was smart
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