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Abuja, Nigeria
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For one full year we argued on this street that there is no Christian genocide in Northern Nigeria.
Within a single day, a young man released a video of paramilitary-style training where young Muslims were being groomed to chant “Mass Genocide” against Christians in the Southeast.
That same week, Sheikh Yahaya Ibrahim Masussuka, one of the few scholars who consistently preached against insurgency, was assassinated.
Months earlier, Ibrahim Danshagamu publicly begged the Kano government to protect him after members of the Izala movement allegedly threatened his life. That same week, he was killed in his bedroom.
Today, some elders of the Izala movement stand with a young man being trained to hate his fellow human beings. On this same street, members of the same movement celebrated the assassination of Sheikh Masussuka.
If the Federal Government does not immediately proscribe the Izala movement, arrest clerics promoting extremism in Northern Nigeria, and release Sheikh Abduljabbar Nasir Kabara to continue deradicalisation work, this country is heading for disaster.
We will one day wake up to a fully formed Al-Qaeda-style network in Nigeria. At that point, even Somalia will look safer than Northern Nigeria.
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One of the reasons why you should be at the Federal High Court, Abuja, tomorrow for our case against telecommunications companies in Nigeria.
Last night, I bought 20GB of @MTNNG weekly mobile data for N5,000.
I woke up this morning, and it was gone. There were no software or app updates enabled to use mobile data.
I bought another 20GB weekly data plan, and in less than an hour, I was told I had no data left.
Did I upload anything heavy anywhere? Nope. Was I on my phone throughout that one hour? Nope. I was busy preparing for work and driving around Abuja for different meetings.
I decided to buy 3.5GB for one day to see what was happening. In less than 20 minutes, I was told that my data had been exhausted.
I bought another 20GB, and the purchase was confirmed as successful. But when I tried using it, I was told I had no active data subscription. I waited in vain for the data I had already paid for.
I bought another 20GB at exactly 5:36 PM. By 5:44 PM, I was told I had no data left again. Just 8 minutes later! Please look at the screenshot and see for yourself.
Now, I decided to buy a 75GB monthly plan for N18,000. As I’m making this post, I have already been told that I have only 61GB left. That’s about 20 minutes after purchasing the data.
And mind you, I had turned off mobile data for almost all the apps on my phone this morning while trying to figure out what exactly was happening.
This is the kind of experience that makes me believe MTN has been actively defrauding Nigerians.
You are seeing this because I have a large audience. But what about the millions of Nigerians who do not have such an audience? How many people experience this every day without having the means to challenge it?
I will challenge all of this in court, and the case begins tomorrow.
If you are a journalist or media professional, please join us at the Federal High Court, Abuja, tomorrow at 8 AM.
I’m personally tired of the institutional fraud going on in this country.
-KAA
#kaa_truths
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I spent almost all night scanning through the voters register to identify fraudulent profiles going state by state and polling unit by polling unit.
From the discoverie, there is serious trouble less than 80 days to the general elections.
The register is a disappointment 💔
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NASARAWA STATE: SECURITY, EDUCATION, HEALTHCARE AND LIFTING OUR PEOPLE OUT OF POVERTY
Following yesterday’s visit to Kogi State, I proceeded to Akwanga, Nasarawa State, today, 28 October 2026, to continue our series of town hall meetings across Nigeria. These engagements provide an opportunity to interact directly with our people, listen to their concerns, and understand their expectations for a better Nigeria.
In Akwanga, I granted an interview to a local radio station, where we discussed critical national issues, particularly insecurity, the economy, and the urgent need to lift millions of Nigerians out of poverty.
I was subsequently joined by my dear elder brother and the NDC Vice Presidential Candidate, His Excellency, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, for the town hall meeting.
Participants raised important questions and shared their concerns about insecurity, particularly the challenges women face in accessing their farms; support for persons with disabilities and other vulnerable groups; fuel subsidy; corruption; the present government’s excessive borrowing; the deteriorating state of our schools; and other challenges affecting their daily lives.
In my response, I assured the participants that our first priority, upon election, would be to unite the country, decisively tackle corruption, and confront the insecurity ravaging communities across Nigeria.
I also reaffirmed our shared commitment to massive investment in education and healthcare, including the provision of at least one fully functional primary healthcare centre in every political ward across the country. Our goal is to reduce the cost of living, expand opportunities, and lift Nigerians out of poverty.
I sincerely thank all participants, our party members, the organisers, and the good people of Nasarawa State for their warm reception, thoughtful contributions, and active participation.
A New Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK! -PO
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I hope everyone listened carefully to what Peter Obi said! He made it clear that if he doesn’t win the 2027 election, he won’t be contesting for the presidency again. At 65, he cannot keep running for president indefinitely. By the next election cycle, he’ll be approaching 70, an age when he should be enjoying his retirement rather than starting another political battle.
This is why we cannot afford to take 2027 for granted. We still have a chance to change the direction of this country, and we must treat this election as if our lives depend on it, because to a large extent, they do.
If we waste this opportunity with Peter Obi, we may never get another chance like this again. Wake up, Nigerians! 2027 is our moment, and we cannot afford to get it wrong!
Be brutal, be toxic for your future
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The day I knew those girls were crazy, was the day they were all talking about Ochanya, I wasn't even active and when I came online, I was just tweeting away, I didn't know there was a matter on the TL.
Next thing I started seeing "so mummy Zee has nothing to say on the Ochanya matter abi, and she's a mother too".
Wo, I was speechless.
You tell me to stay away from matters and still call me to contribute again, I never knew I held such influence.
Drag me for my thoughts and drag me for my silence too??
Eti ya werey o.
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“Since court is saying breach of privacy is not a violation of human rights. That means I now have the right to pull the Judge’s information and make it public. Let’s see if he will challenge me on privacy matters.”
— Emeka Ike reacts to dismissed suit.
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I think you should fuck off to a country where your views are more welcome.
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I am deeply concerned by reports of suspected artificial intelligence-generated photographs and other questionable records in the preliminary register of voters published by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).
These allegations raise serious questions about the integrity of our voter registration system and the safeguards in place to protect the credibility of the forthcoming general elections.
With the 2027 elections approaching, INEC must provide Nigerians with clear and convincing answers. How did these suspicious images enter the register? Were the individuals associated with these records genuinely registered? Were the identities properly verified, and could these irregularities have affected the accuracy of the voter register?
While I welcome INEC’s decision to investigate the matter, but Nigerians deserve more than assurances. The investigation must be thorough, transparent and independent (outside of INEC’s internal affairs), with its findings made public and any individuals found culpable held accountable in accordance with the law.
INEC must also allow a comprehensive and independent audit of the preliminary register, verify questionable entries, investigate possible duplicate or artificial identities and ensure that no eligible Nigerian is disenfranchised in the process of correcting irregularities.
Our democracy cannot afford any compromise in the integrity of the voter register. Every eligible Nigerian must have the right to vote, and every vote must count. Equally, nobody should be allowed to exploit technology, including artificial intelligence, to undermine our electoral system.
The credibility of the 2027 elections begins with a credible voter register, and INEC must get its act together. - RMK
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Oya sorry
It will be a death sentence for you and the women in your family🙏
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When I lectured in the North, it coincided with an election.
At the INEC office, I WITNESSED hundreds of children beteeen 5 & 9 not only get registered - but registered in triplicates.
You do not know the extent of election fraud in Nigeria.
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INEC don publish the Preliminary Voters Register online.
Check am now. Make sure:
✅ Your name dey there
✅ Your details correct
🚩 Flag any mago-mago wey you see
The final register comes out 15 December 2026. Credible elections start with a credible register.
Follow @mundx_analytics for updates.
#2027Elections #INEC #VotersRegister #MundxAnalytics
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Mohammadu Buhari- died 2025.
Ifeanyi Ubah- died 2024.
Raymond Dokpesi- died 2023.
Rotimi Akeredolu- died 2023.
Yet ALL of these dead people are present on INEC portal with a “voter information present”.
How many more millions of dead people are on INEC portal whose information is not updated to show they are dead?
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Serious question - does Nigeria not have a military than can protect Christians? Or does the government support the killings?
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I think Muslims should be banned from all countries so little girls can roam free without fear of r*pe.
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Just got a call and I’m ashamed n disgusted!
#FreeRilwanOlawale you cornfused bunch @OfficialDSSNG 🌽‼️
Over 48hrs without charging to court… what does your law say you bullies!!!
Arrest Us From Today Till Tomorrow Nigeria Must Be Ok!!
#FreeRilwanNow
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Dear @NICKIMINAJ, please join us for the 2027 election in Nigeria.
Your brothers from Nigeria want you to use your platform to campaign for our candidate @PeterObi.
Thank you, sweetheart. 🥰