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Joined November 2023
It's so over for Gen Alpha. Their ninth grade chicks look like hags!
Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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"Another person has died in ICE custody"
Another person has died in ICE custody β€” this is the 28th known death this year. The cruelty of this rogue agency is beyond unconscionable. Abolish ICE.
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WAIT A MINUTE
It’s completely over for Brazil. The country will now experience Brazilification and turn into a terrible third world country like Brazil.
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I saved this image like five or six years ago and people are still doing this.
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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"Trump is straight up saying during speeches that he wants white people coming to the country but not black."
Trump is straight up saying during speeches that he wants white people coming to the country but not black. I don’t know what else people need to see.
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She looks like the love child of Greta Thunberg and Ben Shapiro.
People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"
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A quick summary of nearly all the posts on this website.
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Damn how did he turn himself into pixels like that?
⛔️Warning 18+ ⛔️We will never forget this great hero of humanity πŸ™πŸ» ⛔️His name was Aaron Bushnell. He burned himself alive to protest a foreign war and killing innocent children, a war supported and backed by the US government. He was an American citizen. He's been trashed by those still alive. He's dead. RIP Aaron πŸ™πŸ»
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The DHS is going to make refried beans.
#BREAKING: The Pentagon allows DHS to test a heat ray weapon for possible use at the border.
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Sharks are our greatest ally.
πŸ€– Made with AI
🚨Illegal Aliens from Mexico attempting to cross illegally into the U.S. on the California coast capsized and were attacked by sharks.
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I showed this video to a James Talarico supporter and they immediately checked themselves into a psychiatric hospital.
Checking out the lens from up close while looking for a quick snack 🐾
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This is probably the dumbest take I think I've seen on this.
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This admin is getting too freaky.
*TRUMP ADMIN SEEKS TO STRIP OMAR OF US CITIZENSHIP: WSJ
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"Patton himself wanted mail to his battalions stopped and to have the women that sent them shot."
πŸ€– Made with AI
Dear John letters were common enough in WW2 that Patton himself wanted mail to his battalions stopped and to have the women that sent them shot.
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You might think this shirt is intentionally spelt that way but it's actually just Jake Shields Trying to Spell.
Best advertisement ever
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Grace Ziegler. You ever heard of that gal? GRACE ZIIIIIEGLER.
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Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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Damn right it's where we are now.
Live execution ?? Is this where we are now ?
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