I'm not bad... 💯 Political satire Counter-Commie Unit.

Underworld
Joined February 2013
She literally shared the fastest way to shut down a negative thought ‼️‼️
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Lycra wankers have new haters 🤣🤣🤣
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The real criminality is that if you earn £200,000 you only get to see around £115,000 of it.
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Sorcery
This is what happens when someone unblocks a road drain. The flood water disappears. It’s a shame that so many local councils can’t be arsed to do this. UK councils have received over 1 million reports of blocked drains since 2013
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That means there IS going to be an early election. He couldn’t lie straight in bed.
Andy Burnham insists he has ruled out an early election on @GMB ‘I don’t think people want another backward looking squabble. They want me to get on with the job’
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I’ve just been released on bail, and the case they’re trying to bring against me is an absolutely shocking attack by the establishment. First of all, I’m banned from central London, including Westminster, and I’m also prohibited from attending or reporting on any Gen Z-style protests taking place in the UK. This is absolutely absurd and, in my view, nothing more than an attempt by the establishment to stop me from doing my work. Secondly, during my interview, they were unable to provide any witnesses. Nobody involved in the Gen Z protests came forward with a statement or any evidence against me, yet they’re still attempting to pursue a case. My duty solicitor did little to challenge the conditions imposed on me and didn’t seem particularly interested in contesting them. More footage of what happened today will be coming out soon. The whole situation was absolutely insane.
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Antarctica is Hell?
Replying to @maximumpain333
There's a huge DUMB there (that's deep underground military base) and I reckon they've got all sorts in there. "Legendary" animals etc. Definitely satanic as an engineer who was brought in was told he was not allowed to say the words Jesus Christ, not even if he was in pain...
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As a publican, I’m absolutely disgusted. The poppy is in remembrance to our fallen. We only have these freedoms because of them. Simply inexcusable.
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Too soon?
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Replying to @Politicalfunn
Gosport is the UK's Area 51.
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If you’re a veteran wearing a poppy you’re now banned from Wetherspoons. In the security and managers own words it’s ‘COMPANY POLICY’ Tim Martin (spoons owner) will surely go mad about this one. I can’t see him supporting this policy implemented by his pub.
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Gosport v Wetherspoons
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS The star public house (which is a wetherspoons) in gosport has just refused service to a couple of patriots because they were wearing Poppy's FUCKING DISGRACEFUL!! BOYCOTT THEM! SHARE THIS FAR AND WIDE IF YOU CAN PEOPLE.
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‘OFF OUR STREETS’ is the chants being said by the patriots as they march across Gosport this afternoon standing UNITED against their community being used as a future regular disembarkation location for small boats The home of the countries Royal Navy is an unacceptable place
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Hundreds of anti-immigration protesters are marching through Gosport
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VETERANS wearing a Poppy are BANNED from from Wetherspoons WOW. Manager of Gosport Wetherspoons states it’s ‘Company policy’ to not allow anyone in with a Remembrance Poppy on as it ‘could be political’ I can’t believe what I just heard from our nations biggest pub chain. Veterans wearing a poppy are banned from Wetherspoons.
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🚨 Gosport Patriots 🚨 Refused access to @WeatherspoonsS ? Why you ask? They had the poppy on 🤬 Disgusting on so many levels! @RestoreBritain @RupertLowe10 @danwootton @lbofficialuk
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The Star, Wetherspoons in Gosport refused me entry because I was wearing a poppy in my own country. This is absolutely outrageous. Boycott Wetherspoons in Gosport!
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WTF is actually going on. Met bodycam: officers opening parcels and pulling out box after box of banned machetes and zombie knives. You can hear them counting — 18 a box, then four boxes, five boxes. Their faces say it all. “Jesus Christ.” These were being delivered to an 11-bedroom HMO in London. Not a warehouse. A residential address. This is the absolute state of the country. Weapons like this shipping in and landing on ordinary streets while normal people are just trying to get on with their lives. We shouldn’t have to live like this. Get this traitorous government out. Vote @RupertLowe10 of @RestoreBritain
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Lady S retweeted
POLICE PICKED THE WRONG GUY....
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Video misleadingly claims via title and text overlays that police picked the wrong guy and instantly regretted it, but the footage is a compilation of clips showing no such outcome or single event. youtube.com/watch?v=SAuGUJ… x.com/body_cops/stat… x.com/tennistommy64/…
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