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We autocorrect and autocomplete inconsistent and missing information for entire databases.

Austin, Tx
Joined August 2008
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Dwayne Smurdon retweeted
🪦 Your database has a graveyard inside it. Data doesn't start bad. It becomes bad — silently, across every system handoff and format mismatch, until someone questions a number that's been wrong for months. neha270.substack.com/p/the-d… #DataQuality #DataScience #DataEngineering
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Dwayne Smurdon retweeted
HOOK ‘EM🤘
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The side with the best sense of humor are the good guys. Grok ftw.
I asked both Grok 4.20 and Anthropic’s Claude, “Why are you so retarded?” Grok’s answer was very funny. 🤣 Grok has a sense of humor. Claude doesn’t.
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Dwayne Smurdon retweeted
Jordan Shipley is a Longhorn Legend.
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If you don’t watch @NCAAVolleyball I’m tellin ya, you missing some of the most exciting shit on earth
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A leader on and off the field 🤘 @TexasFootball's Michael Taaffe is the 2025 Wuerffel Trophy winner 👏
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"Texas is being punished for scheduling Ohio State ...the committee is telling us...that they should not have played that game and they should have played Texas State and won the game by 20"
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Dwayne Smurdon retweeted
“Texas belongs in the College Football Playoff.” @Finebaum says @TexasFootball is in after the huge win over No. 3 Texas A&M 👀
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Dwayne Smurdon retweeted
Former Democrats, what was your turning point?
The Biden Administration was exactly like the Upsidedown.
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Texas has the most wins over projected playoff teams of ANY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY. Texas has the most wins over Top 14 teams of ANY SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY. THE TEXAS LONGHORNS SHOULD BE IN THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF!
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Had a time with y'all 🤘
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Dwayne Smurdon retweeted
Building this for @PredictableData - our data quality SaaS platform Curious: Has anyone else experimented with AI-managed test suites? What worked? What didn't? 🔗 predictabledata.com #AI #DataQuality #Testing #DataEngineering
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Dwayne Smurdon retweeted
Data Quality Engineering in 2025: Expectation: ML-powered anomaly detection, auto-healing pipelines, real-time monitoring Reality: Frantically Slacking "why is yesterday's data missing?" at 9 AM while your Airflow DAG silently failed 6 hours ago We've all been there.
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SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP 🚨🤘 #HookEm
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1st set went crazy 🤪 lowest opponent scoring set of the season - .074 highest hitting % this season - .643 #HookEm
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What an incredible evening with longhorn family coming to support and save lives in honor of Jake Ehlinger #48! Thank you @MichaelTaaffe4 for being such a superstar on and off the field. We are honored to know you!
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Texas vs Mississippi State condensed Texas - 45 MSU - 38
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We still believe in you 16!!! Silence the haters on Saturday!!! 🤘🏾
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Dwayne Smurdon retweeted
RT for a chance to win one of 30 exclusive Lee Corso collectibles in honor of Coach’s final College GameDay 🧡
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From colleagues, to guest pickers, fans and beyond, those around the college football community share what Lee Corso means to them. We love you, Coach 🧡
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