@Premauj

Professional Yapper. Dog mum🐶. Goddess of Creativity. 5'10.

 Nigeria
Joined February 2019
  • Tweets79.1K
  • Following4.9K
  • Followers11.1K
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So, let's say @maggi_nigeria is hosting a #swallowparty Based on these profiles, who would you be taking to the party? And why? Creative director & writer: @Premauj Graphic design: @Ayoolafelix
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If you are my friend, you are banned from using a shopping gift card o. 😤😤😤 If you find one, point it out to someone else Make my market sell. You should only pick merch gift cards 🌚
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ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne
@ThatPHCBoy8h
if you see a nigerian woman looking stunning on a night out, just know the room she got ready in looks like a hurricane ran through it and she won't clean it till she comes back.
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Btw.. you people shuu not worry. If you don’t find gift card for shopping .. you’ll find one for merch. 2 ge 4. There’s enough to go around (hopefully 💀😂)
Precious@Premauj3h
Who’s coming to Moonshot? I’m sharing money. #Moonshot2026
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Who’s coming to Moonshot? I’m sharing money. #Moonshot2026
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Happy birthday to me! It’s only getting higher from here.
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Replying to @DONJAZZY
Hi The Don, 0431398834 Gtb Emmanuel Oluwaponmile Faith. I self-produce a Podcast that is focused on helping people get employed, write better CVs, ace interviews and lots more. I also interview successful career professionals to interview the next generation and let them know that you can make it by doing legal value-adding work I bootstrap this production myself and I need 1.5m to 2m to wrap up this season. You can find link to the podcast and testimonials below 👇 youtu.be/SwABWvememM?si=m0oR…
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Kentrell
@AkadeBemsenOct 25
since we’re all on the topic of Air Bnb hosts having astronomical chores lists before check-out, here is one my family and I encountered on a trip to the UP:
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@DONJAZZY Hi The Don, 0431398834 Gtb Emmanuel Oluwaponmile Faith. I self-produce a Podcast that is focused on helping people get employed, write better CVs, ace interviews and lots more. I also interview successful career professionals to interview the next generation and let them know that you can make it by doing legal value-adding work I bootstrap this production myself and I need 1.5m to wrap up this season. You can find link to the podcast and testimonials below 👇 youtu.be/SwABWvememM?si=m0oR…
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This is honestly worthy entertainment. I’m not even going to lie 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
23@sinatraxxiiiOct 25
Afolakemi Victoria Martins - Daughter of Lawrence Martins. famously known for blackmail, nymphomaniac tendencies couple with pattern of cyberstalking and cyberbullying you have been on the run, trying to evade police invitation. You have continued to create multiple account on IG
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You are actually mad🤣🤣🤣 You you are the product of what? A loving one?? The jokes write themselves fr. I dey die mehn😹😹😹
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Replying to @sinatraxxiii
Afolakemi Victoria Martins is the face of a broken home, absent father, and abysmally damaged person. A thorough criminal. Since you have gathered enough balls to come back on X and continue your falsehood, you might as well answer these questions or prove me otherwise.
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I really do genuinely believe my brain is brilliant.
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bronze🦋@amiynarhOct 24
Men understand that Peller, who is 21, “has an underdeveloped frontal lobe, and he has caged himself by getting married so young because he hasn't explored life” But a 21-year-old girl is fit to be a wife and mother because, hahahha, “women mature very fast.” Logic e choke 👏
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OMAR👑
@agihomar1Oct 24
“I almost lost my job while working with Kizz Daniel and Davido. Whenever I booked Davido for a show, he paid me a 10% commission. On one occasion, I booked him for an event organized by his uncle’s friends. Davido asked how much they were paying, and the amount was exactly what I had told him.” — Ubi Franklin
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Geoff Sokol
@SokolGeoffOct 24
All jokes & memes aside I think AirBnB: - true brand crisis - legit PR nightmare - existential risk to business model NOT bc its product, tech, app, use case, or any of its inputs are flawed But simply that its hosts don’t understand hospitality And may also be psychotic.
FourPlex Guy Carlos Gonzalez
@dig_deeper1Oct 24
I actually agree with the hosts here that the guests should clean after themselves after they leave. That should be the bare minimum. I don’t use Airbnb regularly but that last times I did I cleaned because it’s a personal residential property that belongs to someone and you need to respect it. As a landlord I expect my tenants to leave the unit spotless after they move out. I actually expect my tenants to pay a cleaning company so they clean for them and show proof of receipt. Otherwise I’m deducting the costs of deep cleaning from their security deposit. I set my expectations very clearly in the lease agreement
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Chidi Okereke
@ChydeeOct 24
House of Cards and it’s not even close. Something that literally launched binge watch, Netflix originals and inspired the “tudum” sound.
THANOS " the mad titan"
@OdsRasheedOct 24
Best political drama series?
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This is actually insane
Adannaya🥰🥰
@OgechukwuReginaOct 24
Replying to @TomiwaTegbe
Chioma Chukwuka. He repainted his room to prove that Chioma had never been inside to know the color on the wall.
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Bayomi
@SemudaraAbayomiOct 23
Kelvin of Bumpa got into the final stages of African Business Heroes and is currently losing in the ranking. He’s 4th on the rank. We need to bring this home. Let’s vote for him to bring him to number You can vote daily and, if you have multiple email addresses, you can vote with them too. Steps to vote: 1. Visit: abh2026top10vote.org/#top-te… 2. Scroll down twice to the page with the participants. 3. Get an email OTP and vote. If you have multiple email addresses, you can vote with each of them.
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God made Somalia and Japan exist in the same planet to explain the seriousness spectrum.
Augustin Githaka@AugustinGithakaOct 22
The Federal Republic of Somalia has finally promoted its first woman to the rank of lieutenant colonel in the Somali Armed Forces: Lieutenant Colonel Halima Maryan Lahaga
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The Mirror
@DailyMirrorOct 22
World-leading cardiac surgeon Asif Hasan was surrounded by the children who received the gift of life thanks to his unerring skills at the emotional climax of another memorable Pride of Britain ceremony. 🥹 Now 70 years old, Mr Hasan has just retired after 35 years of service at the Freeman Hospital in Newcastle upon Tyne, but just after receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award, he had an extra special surprise: a cast of patients who would not be alive without him. ❤️
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The Mirror
@DailyMirrorOct 22
World-leading cardiac surgeon Asif Hasan was surrounded by the children who received the gift of life thanks to his unerring skills at the emotional climax of another memorable Pride of Britain ceremony. 🥹 Now 70 years old, Mr Hasan has just retired after 35 years of service at the Freeman Hospital in Newcastle upon Tyne, but just after receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award, he had an extra special surprise: a cast of patients who would not be alive without him. ❤️
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