Rich Uncle, No Kids | DILF | Enjoyment Minister | Tennis . Running . Gym | I will be humble about everything except my cooking | [email protected]

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Joined September 2010
I am an excellent Growth and Product Marketing Specialist with extensive experience in full funnel marketing across industries. Also available for consulting on sales and marketing strategies for small businesses
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bringing rum and coke to restless affairs, so if you see me, ask for yours. that's if it's still remaining sha. oh and bad beeshes [gender neutral btw] will be prioritized
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Replying to @ThatPHCBoy
I always say Nigerians are not innovative. Cookathon blow up, street wear brands with zero values everywhere now you want to be a supermodel, at least try to tweak your own approach. No, you want to do the exact same thing
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the mother that mothered their mother's mother. afolashade amope! first of her name
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This is one of the reasons I love Bob Risky, always rocking and investing in gold set.
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nothing 🙏🏿
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What's wrong with her?
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I’m sorry but this contentification of everything cannot be our life now. We are in hell
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ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne retweeted
I’ll never be that guy robbing myself of quality things that I can afford because I want to “manage money” Paying for good quality > managing cheap substandard things.
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ope o, let me pick up my scent refill without paying delivery fees
My baby @RekojaCandle will be at the Moonshot by @TechCabal Food Village! (Shhhhh if I don’t nepotize for my baby who else will I nepotize for???)
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This is the day that was made for the restless to gather. Happy Restless Affairs Day🥳🧡🧡🧡
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And even if you must copy, create a variant or add something of your signature to set it apart.. Some copy verbatim and there! Lies embarrassment 🤦🏽‍♀️
tons and tons of girls are now making videos of themselves catwalking on the streets in the way that rachel ojuromi was doing and nigerians we really need to reflect! it worked for rachel cos it was original and organic, tired of you people. like please stop!
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i have become one of those people who go about town with a stanley flask, filled with ice and water. this heat can actually kill
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I have officially taken legal action against my landlady and the police. On October 19, 2026, my lawyers filed an application at the Lagos State High Court to enforce my fundamental human rights following the threats, harassment, and frightening situation I have been dealing with. This is about my safety, my dignity, and my right to exist as a transgender woman in Nigeria without living in fear. I never imagined that trying to live peacefully in my own home would bring me to this point. But I cannot afford to stay silent when my safety and freedom are at stake. I am grateful to the lawyers at Minority Watch who are helping me fight this battle. I still need support to cover rent expenses, transportation, feeding, and other basic needs while this case continues. Please amplify this. I need people to see what is happening and stand with me. 🏳️‍⚧️
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after all the cardio i did today, my waist will be asking me 'hope nothing' at @restlessociety tonight. it will be so shocked at how i will move it this/close to dislocation
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and he will, without being reminded. this man keeps his promises
HE Peter Obi was in Enugu yesterday to pay his last respects to one of his supporters who was shot and killed by political thugs. He also promised to continue taking care of the deceased’s mother.
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ready to donate alfred's gall bladder to you as an offering 🧎🏿
i wanted it a bit tighter ngl so i might remake it
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it is well, jesus will take control
tons and tons of girls are now making videos of themselves catwalking on the streets in the way that rachel ojuromi was doing and nigerians we really need to reflect! it worked for rachel cos it was original and organic, tired of you people. like please stop!
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she even tagged vogue, chanel and anok yai 🫠🫠🫠
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okay, i have been bribed with black coffee so... 😑✋🏿
7:50am and check-ins haven't even started. this is why i don't like group runs, nigerians treat time as a suggestion. even the organisers haven't set up, 10 minutes after the communicated start time 🙄
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who goes on a run, in preparation for another run an hour later? dazz me ✋🏿
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eagle wey get selective vision
Saying this in public without any repercussions or investigation by the cataract-afflicted eagle is one of the reasons why this country may never make it
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