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Funkdafied ๐ป โ๐ผ๐ฆ retweeted
The stars have truly aligned for the Dems to win the Senate in every single way:
- Roy Cooper and Jon Ossoff lock up NC and GA
- Sherrod Brown decides to mount a comeback in OH even though it's a two year term
- Mary Peltola runs in AK, passing up a guaranteed governor win
- The GOP nominates Ken Paxton in TX and the Dems nominate a S tier candidate with James Talarico making it competitive
- The same thing plays out in KS with Roger Marshall and Adam Hamilton
- and also in SC with Darline Graham and Annie Andrews!
- And in MI and IA, the GOP imploding in the governors races in those states has locked up MI for Abdul and has given Turek a great shot in IA
- Dem aligned independents in NE, MT, SD, and ID stretch the field (with Dan Osborn having a great shot in NE)
- But wait, it's not all bad for the GOP, the Dems nominated a scandal-ridden dumpsterfire of a candidate in ME: hold on, you're telling me they got him to drop out with nothing to gain?
You simply couldn't imagine this in 2024 even if you tried to write a Dem wishcast fanfiction
Hey @abreezeclayton this is crazy AF
These rules in North Carolina are batsh*t crazy.
@nglwithkylie โimagine how tired we areโ @_jen_hamilton_
I know of @gelliottmorris and his work from following ET, but even if I didnโt heโs got a good resting pundit face that looks like he knows what he talking about on MS Now.
Funkdafied ๐ป โ๐ผ๐ฆ retweeted
New Jersey in-person early voting
Today should be the reddest day of the series if history is any indication
It feels like the online MAGA grifters are already back to aliens and NWO conspiracy shit.
Quick pivot for the online engagements.
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Funkdafied ๐ป โ๐ผ๐ฆ retweeted
The data that is so bad for Republicans that it can't even be shown btw shows a generic ballot of D+17 lol
I've been asked about early voting analysis.
The dilemma I have is that my platform is big enough such that being too blunt can have an effect on morale. I'll push out new states and tools out to my website soon, but won't announce them here on ๐.
I will be giving @realJeremyCarl my predictions a week in advance so he can hold me accountable after Election Day.
You MUST turn out and bring their friends, and brace yourself on election night. Even TX is going to be a fight.
Funkdafied ๐ป โ๐ผ๐ฆ retweeted
New Jersey In-person early votes Day 1
Monmouth cast the most votes on Saturday and the electorate was ๐ต D+13
19 out of 21 counties cast more Democratic ballots
Funkdafied ๐ป โ๐ผ๐ฆ retweeted
A Texas Democrat from the Austin area wins a hotly contested statewide primary, then runs in an open seat race against a deeply flawed Republican millionaire opponent who runs one of the worst campaigns in modern history.
The race becomes extraordinarily negative, and sets national records for spending.
The Democrat wins by 2.5 points. Texas flips blue.
The year is 1990.
I canโt wait until his whole house of cards come crashing down
Q: โDo the sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir?โ
TRUMP: โYouโre a fresh person. A horrible little reporter.โ
Trump lashes out at another female reporter @albamonica as she asks about Trumpโs support for Vivekโs disgusting attack ad using @amyactonohโs mother.
So weird how Epsteinโs bestie wouldnโt care about abuse.๐
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