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craig christ

@PrivateGordon_

My chill button is about as real as The Lord Jesus Christ

Joined August 2013
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Oh yeah, got a new bike
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craig christ (@PrivateGordon_) profile picturecraig christ@PrivateGordon_21 Jul 2025
The plot continues to thicken.
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That shit says 42-19?
Moonball (@moonball30) profile pictureMoonball@moonball308h
Angel Reese 3
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KING ALI (@ALITUBE06546534) profile pictureKING ALI@ALITUBE065465346h
Replying to @HollywoodHandle
Now it's possible that James McAvoy will return in Secret Wars.
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Yeah
SaintJ2🪖 (@SaintJx2) profile pictureSaintJ2🪖@SaintJx26h
Is everyone schizophrenic
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Trying to claim black Americans have no culture using a Jersey mix of Poison by Belle Biv fucking DeVoe
DA 🐝 (@cmoiyaniss) profile pictureDA 🐝@cmoiyanissOct 27
Les afro-américains quand faut danser afro
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#5littlemonkeystwt
blondead / / evergreen (@niyatweet) profile pictureblondead / / evergreen@niyatweetOct 28
I FELL OFF MY BED AND HIT MY HEAD REALLY HARD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The problem with this is Americans will see this and go hell yeah
🇨🇵Great Math Sensei🇳🇬🇧🇷 (@SGiinn) profile picture🇨🇵Great Math Sensei🇳🇬🇧🇷@SGiinnOct 27
Les Américains quand ils voient une tornade :
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm6h
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau6h
He really knew how to play with his gravitas. Also kinda wild that this is like his third longest running character. Thank you for 21 years of Bullock
Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) (@RossWBermanIV) profile pictureRoss W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate)@RossWBermanIV6h
Patrick Stewart was as important to the tone of American Dad as Adam West was to Family Guy.
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Do people still not realize Amon wasn't actually energybending? Amon used psychic bloodbending to physically sever chi paths, while Aang was directly manipulating Ozai’s spiritual soul. Is Amon’s method scarier because it takes zero spiritual effort?
Brainstorm (@brainstorm_chan) profile pictureBrainstorm
@brainstorm_chan13h
Why does Aang need the avatar state to take ozai bending?? But Amon doesn’t 😑
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Muslims are literally saving America.
Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile pictureDemocrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverOct 28
🚨 BREAKING: NYPD to officially suspend contract with Israeli surveillance company.
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VIZ Media (@VIZMedia) profile pictureVIZ Media
@VIZMedia19h
The Tale of Jiraiya the Gallant... We said goodbye to a legend 17 years ago today 🐸
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I wish there was a way I could mute all the accounts based in Africa….
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Dre Guevara@DreGuevara3Oct 28
they didn't die "in ice custody" they died in a fucking nazi concentration camp. stop whitewashing fascism
Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 (@JudiciaryDems) profile pictureSenate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸
@JudiciaryDemsOct 28
BREAKING: A 43-year-old has died in ICE custody, marking 29 deaths in detention this year.
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bari@CBarnardo111h
Lmfaoooo why do you keep saying this? WHO told you that?
Yvës ♒️⚜️ (@yvesalwaysshots) profile pictureYvës ♒️⚜️@yvesalwaysshotsOct 28
Les Noirs américains quand vous les appelez Afro-Américains (ils croient qu’ils n’ont pas d’ascendance africaine dans leur sang)
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romy 🪶@butchspock6h
86..... he was just a fucking kid
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Richard Procter@rhprocterOct 28
There are a lot of people on Hinge that need your therapist
ONeely Cruz (@Neely711) profile pictureONeely Cruz@Neely711Oct 28
I told my therapist I want a boyfriend to go on fun dates with but never want them to sleep over and ideally never want to touch them and she let me know what I'm looking for is actually called a friend.
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The wrong people dying.
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gl꩜@glodivaa10h
this is peak enjoyment
rie (@riieverse) profile picturerie@riieverse12h
is smoking alone in your balcony as low as it can get or does it get worse
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౨ৎ@AlychaaaaaOct 28
our parents lied bad cause why tf would anybody be giving out drugs for FREE on halloween
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Hell ya brother
Conservative (@Conservative2TX) profile pictureConservative
@Conservative2TXOct 28
If Democrats win next week’s election, their agenda is clear: to go after the President, his family, and his administration.
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