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Professor Tubelight

@Proftubelight

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Joined February 2026
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💡 America normalized “pay our employees for us” through tipping culture 😭 Meanwhile Japan considers tipping awkward because good service is already expected 💀💡
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They just wanna talk not listen to your voice!
હની કુમાર/ਹਨੀ ਕੁਮਾਰ (@hunnykumar1908) profile pictureહની કુમાર/ਹਨੀ ਕੁਮਾਰ
@hunnykumar19086h
People sending 5 minutes long voice notes, why can't you just make a call ?
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@Proftubelight18h
Every middle-class family has a cupboard full of things nobody is allowed to throw away.
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Can we have a unique QR code to track soan papdi?
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Earlier we counted crackers. Now we count expenses.
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The traffic is moving so slow that even the beggars are overtaking us.
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Diwali is when you receive the same soan papdi you gifted three houses ago.
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Image from Professor Tubelight (@Proftubelight)
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If I put my phone on silent, why can I still hear it vibrating? Is it not following instructions?
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HR: Your Diwali bonus has been processed. Me: Is it visible to the naked eye?
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@Proftubelight18h
Dad: Son you're adopted Me: Wow, I wonder who my real parents are Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up
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Every middle-class family has a cupboard full of things nobody is allowed to throw away.
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Dad: Son you're adopted Me: Wow, I wonder who my real parents are Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up
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Bank account size matters
Unkonfined (@unkonfined) profile pictureUnkonfined
@unkonfinedNov 3
UNPOPULAR OPINION: ACCOUNT SIZE DOESN’T MATTER!
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Check if you received your salary?
Surbhi Chaudhary (@LuckyGoliyan) profile pictureSurbhi Chaudhary
@LuckyGoliyanNov 3
Everyone’s posting their corporate Diwali gifts and I am just wondering if my company remembers I exist.
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Ask the 3rd AI model!
Raluca Roszkos (@ralucaroszkos) profile pictureRaluca Roszkos
@ralucaroszkosNov 3
If two AI models give you different answers, how do you decide which one to trust?
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Do you read before you type?
Kartik kumawat (@Kartikkumawat06) profile pictureKartik kumawat
@Kartikkumawat06Nov 3
Do you talk to yourself and nobody is around?
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Food!
Aaditii (@Lifeofaditii) profile pictureAaditii
@Lifeofaditii23h
Which is better: North Indian Food or South Indian Food?
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Yadasht kamzoor hogai hai
Cactus🌵 (@Cactusiitis) profile pictureCactus🌵
@Cactusiitis22h
Aab uski yaad nahi aati hai 🙂
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I am a good wicketkeeper!
Waseem Khan (@waseemkhnwasi) profile pictureWaseem Khan
@waseemkhnwasi22h
Are you a good secret keeper?👀
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Respected, likes I get on Instagram.
Mansi Chouhan (@mansijournalss) profile pictureMansi Chouhan
@mansijournalssNov 3
Would you rather be respected or liked by everyone?🙂
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