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HELLO SPROTO

Joined June 2021
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MY BULL THESIS IS SIMPLE I HAVE NOT MADE ENOUGH MONEY YET
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SPROTO GREMLINS NFTS ON THE ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN WILL MAKE YOU RICH BORK JEFFERSON SEND TWEET
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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260 MILES WITH THE BOIS TODAY
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🤣🤣🤣
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THE TERM “RED PILL” BEING ADOPTED AS A TERM FOR TRUMP/MAGA IS SUCH A BLACK PILL TBH
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KNEW I HAD SEEN THIS REAR END BEFORE
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READS EXTENSIVELY FOR PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT CONSISTENTLY BUILDING SELF-IMPROVEMENT LIBRARY LIKELY OWNS A PICKUP TRUCK
you cant tell me this then expect me to be normal about it
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NOBODY EVEN FOLLOWS ME ANYMORE WHO WILL KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT JUST IN CASE YOU DO LMFAOOOO
As you may know, the community was affected by the recent Magic Eden exploit and many lost their apes. In light of this, the community has voted for a new and large change. The Ape Society will be landing on Ethereum October 7th. 1/4
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SOMETIMES WE JOKE THAT OUR INVENTORY MANAGER HAS “MAZDA AUTISM” (COLLECTOR, HAS OWNED 20+ OBSCURE MAZDAS, ONLY JOB OF HIS LIFE AT OUR DEALERSHIP, DAD WAS A 30YR MAZDA MASTER TECH) HE’S REMODELING HIS HOUSE AND PAINTING EVERY ROOM BASED ON MAZDA PAINT CODES MOG TBH
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if you aren't "suffering" from pronoia, i highly recommend you start
Walking around like life is rigged in your favour actually rigs it in your favour
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Wow I can earn 4.5% for 30 years wow I can earn 5% for 30 years wow I can earn 5.5% for 30 years wow I can
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THIS IS AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF 4D SENSORY EXPERIENCE, EXCEPT IN TRUE 4D, THE VIEWER WOULD SEE FUTURE FRAMES TOO AS IF THEY WERE ALL HAPPENING AT ONCE, NOT JUST PRESENT + PAST CONSCIOUSNESS IS WILD
Space and time reconstructed in 4D Is this how higher dimensional beings see us - every moment at once? Starting to understand what Vonnegut meant by humans being “great millipedes” - clearly it applies to our four legged friends too! Geolocated 2d video → per frame 3d gaussians → each left precisely where & when it happened
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AT MY LOCAL @Chilis AND THE BORDER WAR ISN’T EVEN ON TV ZOU
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HOLY HELL HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
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TOLD A CUSTOMER YOUR WARRANTY START DATE IS 9/11 SO AT LEAST YOU’LL NEVER FORGET
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Twenty five years ago today tragedy struck. Two decades later the world still faces its share of horrors. Yet a couple washing their Mazda Miata with the ruins of the World Trade Center behind them is a quiet reminder that life goes on.
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FIRST EVER DISAGREEMENT WITH A NAVAL QUOTE OPPOSITE IS THE CORRECT POSITION
"People spend too much time doing and not enough time thinking about what they should be doing." @naval
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The official vehicle of Sprotos. 🟦🟨🟥
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