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Valjean "Vulcan" Ohka, gangster-turned-vigilante/terrorist. War orphan who turned to petty crime to survive, and eventually found a cause worth fighting for.
Lots of violence and discussion of the worst kinds of criminals ahead.
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Vulcan retweeted
Forget Grandparent’s Rights. I’m advocating for Weird Uncle’s Rights. I have a right to show up drunk to your child’s fifteenth birthday and gift them a sword
Vulcan retweeted
what the fuck is a smash burger. Why did you flatten my burger. Why don't I flatten your head you ape
[ Flipping through a newspaper like an old man. ]
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[ Leaning in. ]
They de-criminalized WHAT in Paldea?
Vulcan retweeted
watching my cigarette ash float gently through the air before settling in some newborns eyeball






























